A single sweatdrop rolled down the side of Zommari Leroux's face. He had taken over the body of Rukia Kuchiki and was using her as a hostage to keep Byakuya from attacking. Things were looking good for him...too good, in fact.

'I need to do something,' Zommari thought to himself, 'to put this miserable excuse for a Soul Reaper in his place...something that will send him into horrible shock...' Glancing over at Rukia, who was (unconsciously) holding her sword's edge inches from her own neck, an interesting idea popped into Zommari's head.

Noticing the sudden perverted look that had formed on his opponent's face, Byakuya grimaced. "This...doesn't look good..." he muttered quietly to himself. Normally, someone like Byakuya wouldn't be affected by this, but the fact that Zommari's smirk was aiming at his little sister disturbed him.

"HA HA HA! COME TO ME, MY NEWLY-ACQUIRED SERVANT!"

Almost at the speed of light, Rukia leapt over Byakuya's head (The Captain wasn't at his best that day, for some reason) and landed right next to Zommari, who continued to look like one of the biggest black pedophiles in the world.

Zommari's smirk grew into a huge grin as he cackled, "HA HA HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, SOUL REAPER?" Byakuya was just about to ask what the hell he was talking about when he saw Rukia slowly bring her face up near Zommari's. With only a second of reluctance, Rukia kissed the pumpkin-bodied arrancar right on his big-lipped mouth.

Byakuya could do nothing but stand there, mouth hanging open. When they finally seperated, Rukia had a passive, adorable (if somewhat rapable) look on her face. She was even blushing, for crying out loud. Zommari, however, looked even more like a jackass than ever.

"DO YOU LIKE THIS, SOUL REAPER TRASH?" Zommari exclaimed, "DO YOU LIKE WATCHING THIS YOUNG GIRL ACT AS MY PERSONAL SEX TOY? BWA HA HA HA HA!"

Byakuya's grip on his blade tightened as he hissed, "You disgusting...horrible son of a fuckin' bitch...you bastard...I'll rip those fatass lips right off your face...along with the rest of your head..." Zommari chuckled at Byakuya's threats and passionately kissed Rukia again.

'WHY THE HELL AM I JUST STANDING HERE?' Byakuya wondered furiously as he swung his sword and activated his bankai. However, his concentration broke when he saw Zommari begin to remove Rukia's clothes. When one of Rukia's petite breasts became visible, all of the color drained from Byakuya's face.

Zommari couldn't help but laugh out victoriously as the remnants of Rukia's clothes dropped to the floor and Byakuya ran off screaming into the night (he actually limped since he had to cut the nerves of his left leg). "Now, my dear," he purred, wrapping the small naked girl in his arms, "Time for us to have some fun..."

Meanwhile, Isane, who was hiding nearby, was shaking with fear as she watched the unfolding scene...

A/N: By the way, I hate this pairing. I just think it's hilarious as a crack pairing.