-1"Congratulations Mosiki Kimu. You are now the new vice captain of 10th Division." congratulated Yamamoto.
"Yay" celebrated Kimu. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Kimu said while hugging the captain. Kimu the empty room of the captain's office get a few degrees hotter. Kimu released Yamamoto immediately.
"Kimuatowa"
"Uh oh" moaned Kimu. People only call Kimu by her full name when they are angry. "You may be my niece but I gave you NO permission to 'squeeze me to death', otherwise known as a hug!"
"Sorry Yama" apologised Kimu look at the floor.
"You are dismissed."
Kimu practically ran out the room before she got her ass burnt.
"Whoa" thought Kimu, "someone needs to chill. Talking bout chill, here comes Shorty, and boy he looks angry."
"Hey shorty, what's the matter? Did Hinamori finally tell you how ugly you look?"
"URUSE 4 eyes"
The temperature dropped by a good few degrees.
"I found out that Matsumoto has moved down to 3rd seater."
"Oh that's sooo sweet! I didn't know that you love Matsumoto sooo much and miss her when she's gone. Don't worry. She'll visit soon and give you a big bear hug." Kimu said to Hitsugaya in a sweet voice as if she were talking to a 3 year old missing their mummy. Kimu saw a glass of water near by turn into pure ice. She ran as fast as she could away from the captain before she became an ice sculpture in Hitsugagya's office.
"COME BACK HERE BITCH" shouted Hitsugaya after Kimu who was a little speck in the distance.
"YOU WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT UGLY HEAD OF YOURS!"
"HELP! HELP!" screamed Kimu while being chased around Soul Society.
CRASH. Kimu ran full force into 5th Captain, Kurosaki Ichigo. Kimu fell on top of Ichigo who fell to the ground. Kimu jumped off Ichigo fast and helped him up. "I am sooo so sorry for knocking into you Taichou. I didn't mean it. Honest. Please don't hurt me. Shorty's already out to kill me." Kimu said in a rush. "What" said Ichigo in confusion. Before she could say another word Hitsugaya was behind her.
"Hy-"
Kimu fainted