Meow.

[Edited/uploaded by L*n K*gamine]

Dear fans, I thought this would give a good example to why you should NEVER drink underage (call me a hypocrite – I'm excused, according to Rin o_o). Yeah, she apparently wrote this crap while I was stuck on Line.

Don't ever tell Rin I published this! (unless you want me to die again)

Ten Rrssons whjy u shuld not rdink

1111111. iT;sb ad 4 u

[Apologies, I wanted to keep to the original but it was illegible and needed translation]

1. It's bad for you.

2. Len said so.

3. He looks damn haaaawt in a dress. I'd shag him if I wasn't a girl. [Was I meant to cut the aaa's?]

4. He is the epitome of fangirl cravings.

5. He does whatever they want him to do.

6. Because he's sung 3992 more songs than Justin Biever and I still don't get what the fuss was about that dude [*facepalm* sincere apologies, anonymous people, no offence intended. I seriously hold no grudge against him or any part of his fandom.]

7. I stole his pants last night and hid it in Luka-nee's bra drawer. [like I wouldn't notice ==;]

8. He's to-die-for. He'd die for fangirls.

9. He looks so freaking cute with a knockout-blush when Master treats him to frothy "barley juice". And he still doesn't know what happens after that.

10. He's never gonna hit puberty. He's gonna be your cute shota forwever. […nope, I didn't read that.]

11. I own him!

12. Because I am the only girl in the world besides Asami Shimoda* who has a total claim on him – and no fangirl can say otherwise. [why thanks for reminding me, Rin]

13. And everything written above except for the first two is strictly fictional. Strictly. (This is #11, apparently.)

...

Oh, there you are.

Who are you and what have you done with Rin (and her roadroller)? Don't tell me you've been on Meiko's Ozeki**.

…Ugh. You have. You stink of saké.

Go upstairs already.

No I'm not trying to molest your butt it's not even worth molesting –

Come on– What the ****

M-Meiko!? What did you put in her drink!?

NO I AM NOT WEARING THAT RIN Oh hell NOOOOOOOO

I AM NOT A GIRL!

HEEELLPP!

Endnotes:

* "Asami Shimoda" is the vocal provider for CV02V2 – that is, Len and Rin Kagamine

** "Ozeki" allegedly is Meiko's favourite saké (Japanese alcohol made from rice) brand. Or her character item.