Le author's note: Uh, for those who've read 'I N V A S I O N'… This is pretty much a rewrite of it. I read it through, and felt that it could be.. Improved (?) so I decided to rewrite it. Um.. Yeah, that's about it for my A/N. o_o
Le warning: AU, swearing, hints of shounen-ai and uh.. Crack-ness? xD
Le disclaimer: Do I look like I own the smexy KHR? No? Shut up.
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Chapter 1: I'm a zombie slayer?
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"They're really invading Namimori, Viper?", a green-haired scientist asked with a frown on his face. He was known as Verde, the genius who created the anti-zombification serum, but that's a story for a different time.
"Yes… I read it in my snot", a hooded girl with triangular tattoos on her cheeks –Viper- nodded.
"Ew! That's gross, kora!", a blonde male spat in disgust. This was Colonello, the war-freak of the group (this can also be seen from his choice of clothing).
THWACK!
A blue-haired female knocked the back of Colonello's head.
"Ow! Lal, what the hell was that for, kora?"
"Don't insult Viper, idiot", Lal –properly known as Lal Mirch- glared, threatening to punch him again.
"Um… Guys? Can we concentrate for a while?", yet another blue-haired female spoke, though in a much gentler tone. This was Luce, the peace-maker of the group. Right now, she was just trying to stop a (lovers') quarrel among the two.
"Luce's right. We should concentrate on the matter at hand", a Chinese-looking man –Fon- said calmly.
"Thank you! Now, Reborn… So, will you do it?", Luce smiled and turned to face a man who was wearing a fedora hat –Reborn.
"No. Way."
"Aw, come ON, senpai!", the complaint came from the youngest among them, Skull.
"Please… Do it for me, Reborn?", the bluenette asked again, facing Reborn with pleading eyes.
"…Guh, fine, whatever."
"Whipped."
"Shut up."
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"Shit! This is bad."
"No kidding, hahaha!"
"This isn't the time to be laughing, idiot!"
WHACK.
"Ow! Hayato-kun, use your words!"
"Don't call m- GAH! STOP DISTRACTING ME!"
"H-HIEE! GOKUDERA-KUN, CALM DOWN!"
"Yes, Jyuudaime!"
"Hahaha, we're going to be eaten!"
"Hiee! How'd they get here so fast?"
"Damn zombies… Making Jyuudaime worry! DIE!"
"C-calm down, Gokudera-kun!"
"Hahaha, they're at out border already!"
"Shit. This is bad."
And slowly, the zombies tore down their defenses, slaughtering the poor souls who were brave enough to defend it. Ignoring the small fries, the horde made its way towards a certain brunet accompanied by his two friends. Soon enough, the expected happened.
YOU DIED. GAME OVER.
A sudden silence fell over.
Well, for about a minute anyway. A certain hot-headed Italian can't keep his trap shut for long.
"WHAT THE HELL? THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT!", Gokudera yelled, throwing his controller onto the floor. If you squint, you could see the veins popping out of his neck. He was pissed.
"Hahaha! Guess we didn't make it!", Yamamoto laughed, trying to lighten the mood….
…Which obviously had the opposite effect.
"You shouldn't be laughing, baseball idiot! Look at Jyuudaime! He's all miserable 'cause all our work was wasted!", the silverette yelled, pointing at Tsuna who was rocking in the corner.
Honestly, Tsuna was just afraid that Gokudera would start tossing things around.
"Haha, you're right. We DID spend a lot of time playing that game!"
"Damn straight! And now, all our work was wasted 'cause of those freakin' zombies!"
"Ahaha!", Yamamoto let out a hearty laugh before continuing, "Actually, I think it was 'cause you didn't guard the borders!"
"What the HELL? IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
And with that, started yet another one of their infinite one-sided arguments.
Tsuna just sighed and continued sitting in the corner like the dame person he is.
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Rustle.
"So it definitely isn't my fault, baseball idiot!"
Rustle rustle.
"Ahahaha! Whatever you say, Hayato-kun!"
Rustle.
"Shut u-"
"H-HIEE!"
The shriek effectively silenced Gokudera. It clearly belonged to Tsuna as it was his trademark… shriek.
"Jyuudaime! What's wrong?", the self-proclaimed right hand man asked hurriedly, rushing to Tsuna's side.
"R-R-Reborn!", the brunet stuttered out, pointing at his window.
As expected, Reborn –Tsuna's home tutor- was sitting on the boy's open window sill.
"Ciaossu, dame-Tsuna."
"What are you doing here?", Tsuna gasped, backing away.
At this, Reborn smirked.
Tsuna gulped. A smirking Reborn was a bad Reborn.
"Funny you ask", Reborn began, jumping into Tsuna's room.
Yamamoto and Gokudera just watched the two.
Well, actually, Yamamoto was (laughing and) restraining Gokudera from yelling at Reborn for calling his beloved Jyuudaime 'dame'.
"I have some pretty interesting news for you", Reborn continued, walking closer to Tsuna as the tuna fish edged away, fearing for his life.
"H-h-hiie!"
"You really need to stop shrieking like that. It's not gonna be good for a zombie slayer."
Tsuna froze, Yamamoto stopped smiling and even Gokudera didn't squirm about.
Awkward pause.
"Z… Zombie slayer?", Tsuna asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, zombie slayer."
. . .
"IS HE MOCKING US?", Gokudera yelled out, squirming ferociously in Yamamoto's arms again.
"Hahaha, how'd he know that we played that game?", the Japanese asked, grinning.
"Game?", Reborn asked, turning to face the duo.
"Yeah! We were just playing it with Tsu-"
Halfway through the sentence, Yamamoto noticed Tsuna waving his arms around, as if asking for help. Then only did the Japanese understand what Tsuna meant.
Don't let Reborn know he was playing video games.
Too late, though.
"So…", Reborn began, a black aura surrounding him, "You were playing video games, eh?"
The fedora hat-clad man cocked his gun to face Tsuna.
"H-H-HIEE!", Tsuna shrieked, backing away so fast that he hit his drawer and almost passed out from shock.
"Well, you deserve a punishment, now don't you?", Reborn asked, lowering his head.
Tsuna gulped.
When reborn lifted his head again, he showed a smile so frightening Tsuna nearly passed out from shock…again.
"Now, T-"
THWACK.
A rock his Reborn from the back of his head.
The man was about to question them about it when he saw a word written boldly on the rock –it read, 'KORA'.
Reborn grumbled. This was definitely from Colonello who was asking for him to get the hell on with it.
"What's with the rock?", Gokudera mumbled to Yamamoto who simply shrugged in response.
"Your punishment will have to be…delayed."
Tsuna let out a sigh of relief.
"Right now I have more important business."
Tsuna sucked it back in again.
"I wasn't kidding about the zombie slayer business."
"B… But… Zombies don't exist!", Tsuna whined.
Reborn pointed his gun at the brunet's head, "They do. And they're deadlier than the ones on your game."
Although being the dame he is, Tsuna knew Reborn never kidded about stuff like this. After all, he WAS Reborn, the (self-proclaimed) greatest home tutor in the world.
"O-okay! Even if they DO exist, what does this have to do with me?"
"It has everything to do with you."
"Huh? Why?"
"Because you, dame-Tsuna, are the 10th generation of an old zombie slaying family, the Vongola."
. . .
And Tsuna fainted.
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I just noticed… I put a 'hahaha' in all of Yamamoto's sentences.. oAe FORGIVE MEEE.
Review, please?
-Plastic Petals.