[YEAH YEAH YEAH WHATEVER. It's time for…]
BOUNTY HUNTER FORCE FIVE!
(cue awesome theme music)
Jango Fett! Leader!
TR! Comic Relief!
Z-Man! Some weird electric dude!
Dengar! Camper/Sniper!
El Barto! 1st Class Lieutenant!
Episode I: Favor 4 a Homer
[Phone rings.]
Z-Man: This is the BHF5! The first choice for assassinations, criminals and/or protection against the dark arts! We're running a special now: Buy one hit, get the second for 25% off! What can I do ya for?
Homer: Yes, some guy cheated in a crossword puzzle tournament that my daughter could've won, and now she hates me and changed her last name.
Z-Man: Got it. We hunt down your daughter and force her to apologize.
Homer: No! I want you to hunt down the guy who cheated her and steal everything he won!
Z-Man: Got it! [Hangs up.] Guys, we've got ourselves a job to do.
Bart: Can't it wait? I promised Sarah we can watch a movie together. Besides, why should I help my sister?
Z-Man: Ewww… you're dating a vampire.
Bart: So? Who cares? You just don't know anything about love 'cause you said you aren't ever gonna get married.
TR: Pwned!
Jango Fett: Just get in the Slave I.
[They take off. On the way.]
Z-Man: ...but would you rather have love or wealth?
Bart: Well, when you put it that way….
Z-Man: Too late! I already decided!
[They land.]
Bart: OK, let's open our eyes and- Hey, isn't our bounty over there cheating on a battle with roosters?
Jango Fett: Roosters! I thought that was only legal in Tijuana!
Dengar: Apparently not. Or maybe it is and he's a criminal.
Jango Fett: Of course he is! I'm goin' in!
[Jango shoots 2 of that guy's thugs working for him.]
Bounty: [To thugs and roosters.] Triple pay to the ones who kill those bounty hunters!
TR: It's laizuhr tiem!
Rodian: MANOMAKOTA!
Z-Man: Yeah, yeah! Manomakota your FACE!
Bounty: Keep 'em busy! I'm heading for my ship!
Dengar: After him!
TR: Hey, Bart, where are you goin'?
Bart: Sorry, guys, I need to go. Sarah called and said that if I don't come in 5 minutes, we're through.
Z-Man: Dude, she's just a weird vampire goth girl.
Bart: Yes. But at least she already knows how bad I really was and still likes me. Unlike the other girl who wasn't Goth and dumped me just for lying about being nice. How was I supposed to know she just wanted a guy who was honest? And between you and me, I still hate Milhouse for telling her the real me. So Hasta Luego, Mi Mejor Amigo.
Rodian: Mola, Mola!
[Throws deathstick.]
Bart: Oh, c'mon! Deathsticks? You know that I'm immune!
[Bart sees the bounty's ship and jumps on it.]
Bounty: Get off my windshield!
Bart: Eat my shorts!
[Ship crashes and the bounty finds a gun being pointed to him by Jango.]
Jango Fett: [On phone.] Homer, I've made your daughter proud.
Homer: Well, actually she's just angry 'cause I bet against her.
Z-Man: Oh. Well, at least we still caught the bounty.
Bounty: Please don't kill me!
Jango Fett: I hate to say it, but you're worth more alive. You're gonna do serious time in Oovo IV.
Bounty: [To Bart.] I'll get you for this, kid! You hear me! Payback!
Bart: I've already got payback! Sarah dumped me because I was too busy taking YOU down! Now I am once again single for the 5th time. I was about to show her how cool blink-182 was. Now she can only think about Justin Beaver.
Dengar: You're not alone. We're all single. But don't worry, there is help.
98.7 FM! 98 minutes of nonstop music. Oh, and no Disney.
[They fly into the sunset.]
Foo Fighters:
[On radio.]
I'm lookin' for some time to say!
That I'm lookin' for a sign of life!
Make my way back home when I learn to
Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
