[YEAH YEAH YEAH WHATEVER. It's time for…]

BOUNTY HUNTER FORCE FIVE!

(cue awesome theme music)

Jango Fett! Leader!

TR! Comic Relief!

Z-Man! Some weird electric dude!

Dengar! Camper/Sniper!

El Barto! 1st Class Lieutenant!

Episode I: Favor 4 a Homer

[Phone rings.]

Z-Man: This is the BHF5! The first choice for assassinations, criminals and/or protection against the dark arts! We're running a special now: Buy one hit, get the second for 25% off! What can I do ya for?

Homer: Yes, some guy cheated in a crossword puzzle tournament that my daughter could've won, and now she hates me and changed her last name.

Z-Man: Got it. We hunt down your daughter and force her to apologize.

Homer: No! I want you to hunt down the guy who cheated her and steal everything he won!

Z-Man: Got it! [Hangs up.] Guys, we've got ourselves a job to do.

Bart: Can't it wait? I promised Sarah we can watch a movie together. Besides, why should I help my sister?

Z-Man: Ewww… you're dating a vampire.

Bart: So? Who cares? You just don't know anything about love 'cause you said you aren't ever gonna get married.

TR: Pwned!

Jango Fett: Just get in the Slave I.

[They take off. On the way.]

Z-Man: ...but would you rather have love or wealth?

Bart: Well, when you put it that way….

Z-Man: Too late! I already decided!

[They land.]

Bart: OK, let's open our eyes and- Hey, isn't our bounty over there cheating on a battle with roosters?

Jango Fett: Roosters! I thought that was only legal in Tijuana!

Dengar: Apparently not. Or maybe it is and he's a criminal.

Jango Fett: Of course he is! I'm goin' in!

[Jango shoots 2 of that guy's thugs working for him.]

Bounty: [To thugs and roosters.] Triple pay to the ones who kill those bounty hunters!

TR: It's laizuhr tiem!

Rodian: MANOMAKOTA!

Z-Man: Yeah, yeah! Manomakota your FACE!

Bounty: Keep 'em busy! I'm heading for my ship!

Dengar: After him!

TR: Hey, Bart, where are you goin'?

Bart: Sorry, guys, I need to go. Sarah called and said that if I don't come in 5 minutes, we're through.

Z-Man: Dude, she's just a weird vampire goth girl.

Bart: Yes. But at least she already knows how bad I really was and still likes me. Unlike the other girl who wasn't Goth and dumped me just for lying about being nice. How was I supposed to know she just wanted a guy who was honest? And between you and me, I still hate Milhouse for telling her the real me. So Hasta Luego, Mi Mejor Amigo.

Rodian: Mola, Mola!

[Throws deathstick.]

Bart: Oh, c'mon! Deathsticks? You know that I'm immune!

[Bart sees the bounty's ship and jumps on it.]

Bounty: Get off my windshield!

Bart: Eat my shorts!

[Ship crashes and the bounty finds a gun being pointed to him by Jango.]

Jango Fett: [On phone.] Homer, I've made your daughter proud.

Homer: Well, actually she's just angry 'cause I bet against her.

Z-Man: Oh. Well, at least we still caught the bounty.

Bounty: Please don't kill me!

Jango Fett: I hate to say it, but you're worth more alive. You're gonna do serious time in Oovo IV.

Bounty: [To Bart.] I'll get you for this, kid! You hear me! Payback!

Bart: I've already got payback! Sarah dumped me because I was too busy taking YOU down! Now I am once again single for the 5th time. I was about to show her how cool blink-182 was. Now she can only think about Justin Beaver.

Dengar: You're not alone. We're all single. But don't worry, there is help.

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[They fly into the sunset.]

Foo Fighters:

[On radio.]

I'm lookin' for some time to say!

That I'm lookin' for a sign of life!

Make my way back home when I learn to

Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!