Chapter One: A morning stroll
"Oooh lets see what pine tree is up to this morning."
The yellow triangular man moved towards the mystery shack. He had a habbit of doing this every morning now. He knew
what was always going on everywhere but he loved to mess with this boys mind, to him it was
the best entertainment and he could do anything.
"Soos, come clean this up!"
He started on the bottom floor and made his way up slowly watching them all. He always starts with the boring ones, Soos and Wendy.
"Okay, I'm coming."
"Boring, I want something more juicy."
He made his way over to the voice yelling to Soos.
"Ah, Stan Pines such an interesting figure."
He watched as Stan walked around with a bunch of tourists who wasted their money on dumb and fake merchandise.
"Wow, people sure are dumb sometimes!"
He made his way up further and stopped when he saw the pig.
"Waddles, eh."
"Oink Oink!"
It just sat there.
"Oh, getting close to the juicy stuff next up the girl then Pine Tree."
He kept on moving up the stairs.
"Dipper look! Mabel puppet says hi!"
"Mabel stop it. I'm trying to read."
"Yeah read that dumb journal of dumbness. Come on Dipper Let's have fun it's summer we should go out."
"Mabel, go hang out with your friends or something then. I wanna find out how to defeat him for real."
"Ooh juicy"
The yellow guy went behind this boy and looked over his shoulder at what he was reading. Bill Cipher.
"Ooh trying to get rid of me I see well not going to happen kid but hey let's have some fun."
He sat there and waited a couple of hours until he could get into Dippers mind.
"Come on! Maybe Mabel was right it is just a dumb journal sometimes it's great with somethings but nothing on Bill!"
"Aww too bad kid."
"A-Ahhh! B-Bill how did you wha-"
"I'm in your mind kid. You fell asleep, aww."
"What are you here for."
"Oh nothing really just a daily routine."
The boy was holding the journal tightly and watching his every movement.
"Aww, Can I borrow that journal if it's so dumb?"
"No way, Bill! I trusted you before, big mistake."
"Aww why I didn't do THAT much to your body when I was in it."
"You lied and took my body and I was exhausted and was in pain for a week after that."
"Oh come on I just took over your body and hurt it. It was so fun you got two eyes, and a nice, durable body, surprisingly because of your noodle arms. Although I must say I did not enjoy the getting 'tired'."
"Go away, Bill!"
"I will. After we make a deal. I have something you want you have something I want."
"No way am I-"
"Hear me out. I have a combination to something that can tell you a lot about a person you think you actually know."
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just gonna go and get a snack."
"Snack? What are you playing at, Bill!"
"Nothing. Well if you don't wanna make the deal I guess I will just leave."
"Wait! It...it won't be like last time right?"
"I promise. I won't possess your body."
"...Fine..." He shook the yellow mans hand.
"Hahahahaha I can't believe you fell for it twice! Wow it's really funny how dumb you are."
"B-Bill! Why did you...No..Why was I so dumb to believe you again."
"Hahahahaha now your on a full night of sleep and your healthy so what should we do first. Oh I know!"
He went to the stairs and jumped down hitting every step on the way down.
"Ah, pain. It feels so nice!"
"What do you want anyway?! Why did you want my body?"
"I enjoy torturing you hahaha."
He hit his arm with the door a few times and kept laughing out of all the pain. He made his way outside then to where the girl from earlier was at.
"Hello, Sister! Hahaha."
"Dipper? I thought you were busy with your dumb journal doing dumb stuff."
"Oh no. I actually have a problem I need your help with."
"What is it?"
"Well I found a way to get rid of Bill but I need help with it. I need you to say these words because I can't."
"Why not?"
"Oh well...Umm...Remember the time when Bill was in my body yeah I was in the mindscape and if I say it I will vanish."
"Okay? Sure then, Dipper. But first, what happened to the Gabe puppet"
"The puppet was destroyed by you and I have no idea what happened to it."
"Oh really, if you have no idea what happened to it why did you say I destroyed it! Hah, Bill!"
"You found out congratulations want a prize?"
"No way would I take something from yo-Oooooh"
"Hahaha here girl take the gummy bears." He threw a bag of gummy bears.
"No one can help you Dipper. I'll get someone to say it and then I will have your body, and you will cease to exist, hahahahaha"
"Your crazy!"
"Sure I am what's your point?"
He walked to the shack and walked up to Soos.
"Hey, Soos!"
"Hey bro."
"I need help with something can you help me?"
"Sure dude what is it?"
"No, Soos don't listen to him!"
The yellow man just smiled inside of Dippers body.
"Well I have a big problem I need to get rid of Bill."
"Bill? Oh you mean the triangle guy!"
"Yeah. I found his weakness and I need you to say this please."
"Okay!"
He handed a piece of paper to the bigger man who was oblivious of what was going on.
"Fac originali...dissapear anima..sua evanescunt et Bill...occupatura."
"Ahh!"
"Good, good. Almost done now I need you to say one more thing."
"Soos, get over here I need you to clean something!"
"No, No, NO!"
"Sorry Bro I gotta get going."
"Haha now you are you gonna get! Just give up Bill!"
"Hahahahaha." Bill kept laughing like crazy.
He slapped himself in the face a few times after he was done laughing then he went over and walked into the wall.
"Woah, Kid you okay?" Stan walked out to see him slapping himself again.
"I am fine Grunkle stan" He had this big creepy smile on his face then laughed a bit more and went off and hit his head off a tree.
"I..I don't even know how to handle this." He turned around and walked back into the shack.
"Bill stop doing all that to my body!"
He turned around and looked at Dipper with that big smile on his face. "No way kid this is fun."
Dipper looked around for a way out of this.
"I can't believe I fell for this twice."
"Me neither kid!" He laughed
Bill walked off after that and kept hurting himself inside of Dippers body because he knew that's the opposite of what dipper wanted.