"Hmm…" muttered Yugi as he wrapped up a pair of socks and sellotaped a nametag to the parcel
"What's the matter aibou?" Yami asked from behind him, also looking at the parcel
"I got everybody a Christmas present, apart from Kaiba," he sighed "and I don't know what to get him."
"Money and cards are out of the question then?"
"Yeah…"
"Why not get him a manicure set like tea's" Yami joked
"He's probably already got one of those too…" he sighed again
"Don't worry aibou, we'll think of something." The taller teen paused for a second and asked "Christmas is the thing with the baby right?"
"Yes and its baby Jesus"
"So what's so special about baby Jesus?"
"He was the saviour of everyone on earth! He died on a cross for our sins!"
"That's a bit harsh for a baby isn't it?"
"He died when he was older Yami."
Days passed and it was one day away from Christmas….
"Oh damn!" Yugi exclaimed while he was handing out his presents to his friends "I still haven't got Kaiba anything!"
"Jus' don't give him anything then, he's a pain in the ass most of the time!" said Joey eagerly unwrapping his present (socks)
"Yeah but he's helped us a lot you know!"
"Don't worry; I know exactly what to give Kaiba" said Yami with a smirk "it can be a present from both of us"
Later Yugi spotted Kaiba and traded places with Yami…
"Hey Kaiba!" Yami called to the billionaire's retreating figure
"What is it Mutou?" he demanded turning around to see Yami grinning widely
"I've got a present for you, it's over here." Kaiba lazily walked over to him scowling.
"Whatever you've got had better be worth my time."
"Oh, it is." Yami was still grinning "MIND CRUSH!"
Seto Kaiba was the first in a list of three to get a mind crush for Christmas.
If you're wondering who the other two are…well use your imagination.
R&R