In front of Uchiha Sasuke lay a book, tattered and an ugly forest green color. He scowled at it and gripped his pen tighter. God how he felt like such a moron at that moment! Sasuke rolled his eyes at this. Well of course he felt like a dumbass, because he had taken advice from a dumbass.
Naruto…
"Ugh!" Sasuke growled. "What the hell is the point of this!" Sasuke yelled.
Naruto had told him the book had special powers to grant 100 wishes, and the Uchiha prodigy didn't believe him but heck, it was worth a shot. The only proof the dobe could have to show was that he had miraculously gotten together with Sakura during his possession of the book. Now Sasuke had it, and it's not like the book hadn't been proved wrong (yet), its more of Sasuke was just too frustrated to think of anything to wish for.
Sasuke asked how many wishes Naruto had used up already, and he replied two. "Two?" Sasuke asked, though he would never admit it, curiously. "What did you wish for besides Sakura?"
Naruto blushed and muttered, "An unlimited supply of ramen coupons…"
"Lame ass wish, Naruto."
"Yea, I know…"
And now, the book was in front of Sasuke, him thinking desperately for something to wish for. 'Well let's test it out first.' He thought, and scribbled below Naruto's messy handwriting.
I wish for a tomato to appear in my hand in 10 seconds.
Heck, why not? Even if it did work, he would still have 97 wishes left. Sasuke tilted back his chair and began swearing at his friend for making him doing what had to be the stupidest-
POP.
There was a tomato…
In his hand…