Warnings: Nothingness. Just pure silliness. a result of being stuck by paperwork I'd rather. not do. ^-^ Occurs in some distant unknown future.

Disclaimer: Nope, do not own, do not steal, merely borrow, do not bother. do not sue.

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PDA

They were at it again.

Heero stared at his watch and sighed in part amusement and part irritation. Five minutes and the couple could barely keep their respective hands off their respective partner. Again. For the tenth time since he first noticed them.

Couldn't they do this somewhere more. private?

It's not like most people around them appreciated the view they were undoubtedly giving.

Heero surreptitiously glanced at an elderly couple a few seats away from him, and rather situated in front of the said view. The man had a rather sickly looking grimace as he tried to look anywhere but in front and failing rather badly from what he could see, while the woman was studiously studying a newspaper she had filched somewhere, giving brief peeks over the top once in a while.

Hmm. Or maybe not.

Heero looked once more around them, and tried to see whether the looks on the few commuters as stranded as he was, was in fact that of disgust or hidden lust. Perhaps, this is a *normal* occurrence in teenagers nowadays.

And as he well knew, normal was the subject he was least equipped and knowledgeable with.

'Well, it certainly wouldn't hurt to learn now. Not that I have anything more substantial to do anyway.'

He snorted. Here he was, fifteen minutes late and stranded in a train station, and he was thinking of gathering more learning experiences on what 'normal' is. Knowledge certainly has a weird way of knocking.

Duo would laugh himself crazy when he hears about this.

Not that he was complaining.

'So, how to go about gathering sufficient data.?'

Heero looked around once more to the seemingly oblivious fellow passengers, and smirked.

'Nothing like direct observance to gain maximum results.'

And with that thought, the brunette proceeded to lean forward, plant an elbow on one knee and lean his cheek on his fist, cocking his head on a certain angle to make sure he had the clearest view he could possibly get.

And so, he. watched.

And watched.

And watched. until the couple finally managed to sense that there was somebody staring rather directly at them.

They broke apart rather breathlessly, looked around, while others scrambled and pretended to look anywhere but them, and finally, their combined stare brought them to clash looks with a certain Prussian blue eyes.

Certain Prussian blue eyes that refused to look away out of shame or guilt. He just continued to watch them, apparently fascinated by the growing blush that seemed to heat up the cheeks of the couple at nearly the same time.

Hmm. Interesting.

Finally, the guy, a teenaged boy probably about the same age as Heero with sandy blond hair and chocolate brown eyes, snapped a rather irate "What you lookin' at?"

Heero furrowed his brows, and considered the question thoughtfully, as if unsure of whether he should mention the looking at their wandering hands, or at their disheveled clothes, or their kisses, or a variety of other things they had done in that short time should be enough of an answer.

He decided on an answer big enough to cover all the things he had learned and observed. "I was looking at the both of you."

The girl blushed prettily and ducked behind a fall of black hair, while the man retorted, incensed by the direct answer.

"Why'd you do that? Don't you know its private? You're not suppos'd to look at things like that. Geez!"

Heero once again cocked his head to the side in a thoughtful gesture, his inquisitive eyes never leaving the two.

"But if you do not want people to look at you when you do those things, why do you do it in public places in the first place?"

The guy simply fumed. Heero had a point after all.

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Owari.

So it is kind of an open-ended story. Didn't know how to end it properly, so if anybody has any suggestions or simply just want to add to it, feel free to do so. It would be fun to see what Duo would do when he hears about Heero's lessons, wouldn't it?

Reviews as usual would be appreciated. Please let me know what you think of this, k? Domo!

A/N: I hope I haven't offended anybody! This was just cooked up by my bored brain, in a kind of 'what if' situation, and it went on from there. No insult intended or such to people who find PDA's great and all. ^-^