Disclaimer : I own nothing and to quote a friend of mine , I refuse to believe that this is even necessary !!! but for traditions sake , all characters belong to their respective owners and the only right I have is the credit to this here as I tell you this story. Oh , and yeah the story's mine as well : )

Rating : Its mostly PG but I'm putting an R on it just in case.

Summary : Xander has an epic adventure. I'm trying to be all cool and vague here. Is it working ??? Whaddya mean no ?

Author's notes : This aint nothing serious but it aint gonna be lame either. I had a little idea that just popped into my head. The lil' idea kept bouncing up and down telling me this is gonna be fun and hell yeah I agree with that wholeheartedly : )

Feedback : yes please …?

Dedication : I never thought I'd be doing this but I'm gonna dedicate this to Buffyverse's biggest spud – Riley Finn . Without him I would've still been puking at the disgusting shagfest that is Spuffy. No offense B/S-ers , I love Spike but sometimes too much is just too much. *shudder* Cheers to ya Agent potato nose !!! Ya aint so bad after all. Finally I'm able to write Buffy fanfic again. Thank you Riley. Last but not least to all Xander fans out there. This story is mainly for you. Enjoy.

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Once upon a time … by Zauriel Angelus

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Prologue :-

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" Hi…"

A familiar voice greets me as I try to open my eyes. Sunlight quickly streams into my vision and for a moment I was blinded. A headache feels awfully near as does confusion as I strain myself to think. I was lying on something really soft and comfortable , probably a bed but I don't remember my own bed being this comfy so where the heck was I ?

" Good morning."

Finally I could make out the shape right in front of me. It was human so that was definitely a relief. I was afraid a demon kidnapped me or something. Knowing the luck of just being Xander Harris , that was entirely possible. And then I realize it was female …with dark wavy raven hair trailing down her shoulders, beautiful smooth and slightly tanned skin , big green brown eyes … gorgeously beautiful.

Wait a sec …

" Faith ?!"

" Xander ," she nodded with a smile.

" Um…good morning to you too." I managed to mumble out.

At that point I found myself strangely enchanted by her eyes. There was something captivating in the way she was looking at me. She seemed totally different from the Faith I knew to be. This wasn't psycho slayer bitch or …was it ? Maybe this wasn't real and hey !!! she doesn't seem to be wearing …anything at all.

She can't be psycho slayer.

This was just another one of my famous wet dreams.

No way is she real.

'Not real' Faith slid over as I held my breath for what seemed eternity. She captures my lips with her own. The pleasure of having her soft lips on mine is simply intoxicating and I respond positively to her sweet oral caresses by kissing back. Our kiss goes deep and passionate , lasting for who knows how long. She tastes like chocolate , sweet and delicious…an utterly sinful delight. Hee. When it finally breaks , we're both left entirely breathless.

" That real enough for you ?" Faith smirks at me as I continue to gasp for air.

"Oh … I must've been thinking out loud." I shake my head a little bit and smirk back. "If this is a dream I want this to never ever end."

She laughs. Hmmn … I don't think I've ever heard Faith laugh before. It's a very pleasant sound.

" We're naked." I blinked with surprise.

" Good observation , boy toy." That was sarcasm of course.

Taking advantage of our current situation I slip my arm around her neck and pulling her in for another kiss. She obliges happily , lightly sucking on my lower lip as I slip my tongue into her mouth , running my fingers through her long dark hair. She felt so damn good in my arms and tasted even better.

Click.

Weird… that felt like a gun shoved up my neck.

I slowly open my eyes and look down.

Yup, there's a gun shoved up my neck and Faith's the one holding it.

I look and up at Faith this time.

" What …!?" was her stone cold emotionless response.

Click.

Beat.

" Just kidding."

She laughs it off , throwing the gun over her shoulder. The resounding thud I hear as it hits the floor echoes in my head as does the laughter ringing in my ears , my heart thumping against my throat. The dark haired destroyer of a goddess smiles before me , crushing her heavenly pink lips upon my hapless soul as I drowned in this shakily surreal vision.

Oh my god.

What in the hellmouth did I get myself into this time … ?

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end prologue.

End notes : I'm having a lot of fun with this one. I have a few surprises coming up. And yes this is a crossover fic. As for what crossover exactly , I'm not telling. (insert evil laugh here) If ya like it so far , gimme feedback people. Tell me what ya think and btw thanks a lot for reading.

Feedback please ?

Till next time I remain ……..