OK... this should be extremely funny... and I hope the rating is correct... –Tatsuha- /Yuki/
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-Anything you can go better-
/I can do anything better than you/
-No you can't-
/Yes I can/
-No you can't-
/Yes I can/
-No you can't no you can't no you can't-
/Yes I can yes I can yes I can/
-Any fuck you can do I can do longer-
/I can do any fuck better than you/
-No you can't-
/Yes I can/
-No you can't-
/Yes I can/
-Noyoucant noyoucant noyoucant-
/Yes. I. Can./
"Actually, Eiri USEIGI, It pretty much depends on who it is... If it was Tohma... Then we could fight over it..." Tatsuha said with a smirk to be returned with a glare.
"Not really, I pretty much hate Tohma..." Yuki said smiling.
/Any kiss you can make I can make better/
-I can make any kiss better than you-
/NO. YOU. CAN'T./
-Yes I... wait can we save the argument and just get someone to judge?-
"Like who?" Eiri didn't know anyone he was willing to kiss... and let Tatsuha kiss too... Wait... he had dated some random fan girls before... Some woman off the street would do...or he could hire a prostitute...
-10 min. Later -
"So, we both are going to kiss her however we want and she will decide whose best." Tatsuha said to the woman and Eiri, who were standing before him, he smiled "You first..." she said to Eiri who glared at him "Well go on... get on with it..."
"You're cheating" Yuki said as he looked at Tatsuha
"What do you mean cheating? I'm going second, that is letting you have less competition because the judge harder after the first person because they have something to compare it to." Tatsuha said as he smiled
"You were planning to watch how I kissed her to see what you could do better." Yuki said as he glanced toward the closet then back at his brother. He pushed Tatsuha into the closet and shut the door. He then turned to the woman standing in his living room and walked over to her, he pressed his lips to hers and pushed his tongue into her moth, a soft moan escaped her mouth and soon they parted. Yuki walked to the closet and let his brother out who had been throwing himself against the door so he fell out of the closet instead of walking out. Tatsuha got to his feet and looked at Yuki then walked over to the woman and pressed his lips hard against hers; he pulled her against him and parted for air some time later.
You'll have to wait until next chapter to find out what happens.
I just reposted this, and I'll have the second chapter up by……2PM Eastern Time.