Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Tokyo Mew Mew, Barbie (I'll throw that idea to hell if i have to), "The Men In Black" theme song, Hello Kitty, the Numa Numa, and the Chicken Dance.

Those Silly Little Originals:

1.] Call him 'strawberry'

2.] Dye his hair in a crapload of different colors every two days.

3.] Somehow, without getting killed, enter him in a gay beauty contest.

:How to annoy him in my way:

4.] Confuse him with Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew.

5.] Buy a freaking 100-pack of Barbie stickers (The Fantasy Edition) and decorate his room and zanpactou.

6.] Play the 'Men In Black' Theme Song when he "evolves" into a shinigami.

7.] Buy him an expensive strawberry themed lolita dress. Put him through a guilt trip if he doesn't wear it. Post a picture of him in the dress if he does wear it.

8.] Attach one of those tiny radio things to him without noticing. Give Kenpachi a GPS system for it (or a tracking device, whatever it's called)

9.] Name a donut after him during dinner with him. Start having an intense conversation with it, glare at it, and throw it to the ground violently, while stomping it afterwards. Tell everyone at the table that "Ichigo" (the donut) was being a freaking jerk to you.

10.] Draw a fire-breathing Hello Kitty attacking and rampaging on London Bridge on his homework.

11.] Sing badly while doing the Numa Numa Dance while he is battling Hollows.

12.] Whenever he refuses to eat Orihime's creations, loudly cry (in a dramatic fashion) while doing the Chicken Dance.

13.] Do this plan:

- Get Nel and Yachiru to meet up

- Treat them with a whale-load of candy

- while the two are in a hyper state, get them to annoy Ichigo for the whole day

- also tell Nel and Yachiru to tell Ichigo that this is all Rukia's plan for ridiculing her "masterpieces".

14.] When he complains of Step#1, blow up four of Rukia's pictures so it could be the size of his room's walls. Paste the pictures on his wall with a very strong glue. Videotape his reaction and distribute it to all of Seireitei.

15.] When he asks you why he did that tell him," Well, you did complain about the previous wallpaper and besides, Rukia approves!" while doing a peace sign.

16.] Replace his backpack with a Strawberry Shortcake themed one.

17.] Decorate his hair with sliced up strawberries when he is asleep. Add whipcream so his hair would have a "sweet" look.

18.] When he is at school, say on the school's projector, "Kurosaki Ichigo, you are dismissed from school for the day. Policemen are here to take you to your daily therapy session."

19.] Pretend to be his dad and say," I AM YOUR FATHER!"

20.] While doing everything above, do it in a retarded (but secretly precise) manner. (A/N: I have no idea how you're going to this one.)