Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Raven woke up. She stretched her flappy arms out.
"Bumble boo!" She shouted. Raven got up and then tripped over a tampon on the floor. It was a used tampon.
"LEOTARD!" She exclaimed wildly as she slipped on her day wear. Raven took a flavorless piece of gum and chomped on it. "Mmmm, my favorite."
"Hey, Raven!" Shouted an obese Beast Boy. "Where's the cake? And Starfire?" He quizzed.
"Stripping." Raven responded casually. She scratched her vajayjay and then did a random summer salt.
"Raven, I saw your pubes!" Beast Boy screamed in delight.
"Good." She stated proudly. She straightens her pubes daily.
------I was rlly hyper and I had a pixie stick, don't ask