Mutsukai: Well, I'm back, and once again I have a simply WONDERFUL idea to
present to all you folks out there.
Kankyo: [sarcastically] Well, wasn't that just a bit too modest?
Mutsukai: Hmph. Anyways, It is like my last fic, 'Everything I Really Need to
Know I Learned in Kindergarten- Gundam Wing Style.' The only difference is that
it is things that the g-boys 'learned' during AC 195. Now, Kankyo, roll the
disclaimer!
Kankyo: Gundam Wing, and all of its characters, does not belong to Mutsukai or
I. However, this fic does.
Mutsukai: Oh, PS, I am going to introduce some of the other characters into this
one, just so it doesn't run dry.
Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned in AC 195.
Heero: Don't tell the Queen of the World you are going to kill her.
Wufei: NEVER call Chinese women with blue eyes and blond hair in twists a
'weak woman.'
Quatre: Don't be surprised if a Gundam Pilot you killed comes back to life.
Duo: Braids have a tendency to make people think you're a girl.
Trowa: Don't get on the bad side of red-haired circus performers.
Quatre: Ditto.
Heero: If you attempt suicide many times and never succeed, you are obviously
meant to fail.
Zechs: Masks. Ah, the sweet beauty of masks.
Mutsukai: Huh??? Zechs, sweetie, take my word for it- You look much better
sans mask.
Noin: Ahem. [grabs Zechs] MINE!!
Trieze: It is very difficult to remember the names of over a million people who
you killed, but it can be done.
Relena: Stay AWAY from girls with long blond hair and forked eyebrows.
Dorothy: (X_x)
Noin: This is MY hairstyle. MINE! Dekim and Trowa Barton stole it from me!
(//.^)
Trowa: . ., . . '. . . . . . . . . . . .!
All but the G-boys: Huh!?
Duo: He's spoken his limit for the day. Let me translate: No, it's MY hairstyle!
Noin: (//_x)
Sally: Don't keep a Gundam Pilot in your hospital. If you do, stay AWAY- the
building is bound to be –partially- blown up.
Lady Une: To get on the good side of Mr. Trieze, leave him rose scents.
Zechs: If you are about to encounter a psychotic Gundam
Pilot(coughHeerocough), it is wise to use a hologram of yourself- that is, if you
don't want to get shot.
Duo: Hilde is a very disobedient girl. But she's SO cute! [gets hearts in his eyes]
Hilde: To in a braided baka's heart, cook for him. He probably can't do it himself.
Catherine: Pay attention when you're throwing knives, don't muse about the
poor clowns' life!
Dorothy: Pink is SO ugly. GOLD is a much prettier colour.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Mutsukai: And that wraps up the first part. Do you want a second part? Review
for it. Did I forget an *important* character? Review for it. Like the thing?
Review. Pleeeeeeeease?
present to all you folks out there.
Kankyo: [sarcastically] Well, wasn't that just a bit too modest?
Mutsukai: Hmph. Anyways, It is like my last fic, 'Everything I Really Need to
Know I Learned in Kindergarten- Gundam Wing Style.' The only difference is that
it is things that the g-boys 'learned' during AC 195. Now, Kankyo, roll the
disclaimer!
Kankyo: Gundam Wing, and all of its characters, does not belong to Mutsukai or
I. However, this fic does.
Mutsukai: Oh, PS, I am going to introduce some of the other characters into this
one, just so it doesn't run dry.
Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned in AC 195.
Heero: Don't tell the Queen of the World you are going to kill her.
Wufei: NEVER call Chinese women with blue eyes and blond hair in twists a
'weak woman.'
Quatre: Don't be surprised if a Gundam Pilot you killed comes back to life.
Duo: Braids have a tendency to make people think you're a girl.
Trowa: Don't get on the bad side of red-haired circus performers.
Quatre: Ditto.
Heero: If you attempt suicide many times and never succeed, you are obviously
meant to fail.
Zechs: Masks. Ah, the sweet beauty of masks.
Mutsukai: Huh??? Zechs, sweetie, take my word for it- You look much better
sans mask.
Noin: Ahem. [grabs Zechs] MINE!!
Trieze: It is very difficult to remember the names of over a million people who
you killed, but it can be done.
Relena: Stay AWAY from girls with long blond hair and forked eyebrows.
Dorothy: (X_x)
Noin: This is MY hairstyle. MINE! Dekim and Trowa Barton stole it from me!
(//.^)
Trowa: . ., . . '. . . . . . . . . . . .!
All but the G-boys: Huh!?
Duo: He's spoken his limit for the day. Let me translate: No, it's MY hairstyle!
Noin: (//_x)
Sally: Don't keep a Gundam Pilot in your hospital. If you do, stay AWAY- the
building is bound to be –partially- blown up.
Lady Une: To get on the good side of Mr. Trieze, leave him rose scents.
Zechs: If you are about to encounter a psychotic Gundam
Pilot(coughHeerocough), it is wise to use a hologram of yourself- that is, if you
don't want to get shot.
Duo: Hilde is a very disobedient girl. But she's SO cute! [gets hearts in his eyes]
Hilde: To in a braided baka's heart, cook for him. He probably can't do it himself.
Catherine: Pay attention when you're throwing knives, don't muse about the
poor clowns' life!
Dorothy: Pink is SO ugly. GOLD is a much prettier colour.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Mutsukai: And that wraps up the first part. Do you want a second part? Review
for it. Did I forget an *important* character? Review for it. Like the thing?
Review. Pleeeeeeeease?