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A/N: This is my first attempt at humor, so humor me if it sucks...and review too!
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How To Make The Workplace More Fun
Chapter One: Wear Inappropriate Attire
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Sydney walked into the CIA headquarters, ignoring the odd stares she was getting.
"Hey Vaughn, I'm ready for my briefing!"
Vaughn looked her up and down once. "Uhhh..."
"What?!"
"No...nothing!" Vaughn recoiled as Kendall approached them, followed by Weiss and her father.
"Agent Bristow, what on earth are you wearing?!" Kendall fumed, referring to Sydney's leftover mission clothes- the clothes from her mission on the 747....
Sydney looked down at her kinky black bra and panties. "What? you don't like it?" Sydney piqued dangerously at Kendall, touching his chin with her whip. She noticed Weiss staring intently at her chest.
"Hey Weiss..." His name rolled lazily off her tongue as she twirled her whip. Vaughn's gulp caught her eye...
"Hey Vaughn, how's it going?" She rubbed her breasts against his chest, grabbing the lapels of his jacket tightly.
"Um fine..." Vaughn looked down at her chest, unable to restrain himself any longer.
"Sydney Amelia Bristow!" Jack piped in, grabbing his daughter by the shoulder and away from Vaughn. "What on earth do you think you're doing?"
"Why, nothing daddy. Can't a girl have any fun?"
"Ya, can't a girl have any fun." Weiss swooned at her backside, stepping closer.
"Hey! Back off man! She's mine!" Vaughn shoved Weiss backward, positioning himself directly behind Sydney.
By now the group had captivated the attention of several more workers, some of which started to whistle and root the two men on.
"I order you to go home and change, NOW!" Kendall stepped in, casually glancing downward from Sydney's face.
Sydney only smiled. "Whatever you say boss." And with that, she turned and began making her way toward the exit doors. By the time she reached the door, she had at least 10 workers trailing hungrily behind her, Vaughn and Weiss included. Kendall was currently being punched by Jack as he tried to follow Sydney out the door.
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The next chapter is entitled: Annoy With Ridiculous Questions
REVIEW!!!
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A/N: This is my first attempt at humor, so humor me if it sucks...and review too!
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How To Make The Workplace More Fun
Chapter One: Wear Inappropriate Attire
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Sydney walked into the CIA headquarters, ignoring the odd stares she was getting.
"Hey Vaughn, I'm ready for my briefing!"
Vaughn looked her up and down once. "Uhhh..."
"What?!"
"No...nothing!" Vaughn recoiled as Kendall approached them, followed by Weiss and her father.
"Agent Bristow, what on earth are you wearing?!" Kendall fumed, referring to Sydney's leftover mission clothes- the clothes from her mission on the 747....
Sydney looked down at her kinky black bra and panties. "What? you don't like it?" Sydney piqued dangerously at Kendall, touching his chin with her whip. She noticed Weiss staring intently at her chest.
"Hey Weiss..." His name rolled lazily off her tongue as she twirled her whip. Vaughn's gulp caught her eye...
"Hey Vaughn, how's it going?" She rubbed her breasts against his chest, grabbing the lapels of his jacket tightly.
"Um fine..." Vaughn looked down at her chest, unable to restrain himself any longer.
"Sydney Amelia Bristow!" Jack piped in, grabbing his daughter by the shoulder and away from Vaughn. "What on earth do you think you're doing?"
"Why, nothing daddy. Can't a girl have any fun?"
"Ya, can't a girl have any fun." Weiss swooned at her backside, stepping closer.
"Hey! Back off man! She's mine!" Vaughn shoved Weiss backward, positioning himself directly behind Sydney.
By now the group had captivated the attention of several more workers, some of which started to whistle and root the two men on.
"I order you to go home and change, NOW!" Kendall stepped in, casually glancing downward from Sydney's face.
Sydney only smiled. "Whatever you say boss." And with that, she turned and began making her way toward the exit doors. By the time she reached the door, she had at least 10 workers trailing hungrily behind her, Vaughn and Weiss included. Kendall was currently being punched by Jack as he tried to follow Sydney out the door.
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The next chapter is entitled: Annoy With Ridiculous Questions
REVIEW!!!
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