The Legend Of Zelda Movie : Rehearsal
Chapter 1: Why!? Oh why?! Link?!
HELLO PEOPLES!!! This is my first story I made for FFN so don't be too hard on the reviews…..anyways I hope you like it.
DOO DO DOO DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Theme song for movie)
Link, who is at his house (young link) is getting ready for his first rehearsal of The legend Of Zelda Movie!!
Link- Dammit!! I don't know what to wear!
Saria, who heard link ran to his house.
Saria- LINK!!! Hurry up!! You've been in there for four hours!!
Link, who is now yelling
Link-Well what the hell do I wear?!?!?
Saria- What do you mean?! You wear the same damn thing every damn day!
You don't take showers so stop worrying about what to wear!!
Link-Hey! I do too take showers!!
Saria-Oh yeah?! When was the last time you took one, huh?!!
Link-I took one yesterday!
Saria-Oh really?!
Link-Yeah, I was swimming in lake Hylia………
Saria-what?! That's not taking a shower!!
Link-Oh yes it is!!
Saria-Dammit link! Never mind! Just hurry up!
Link-Okay! I found something…..
Link walks out of his house wearing an owl costume.
Saira, who is now laughing
Saria-W-What the….HA! Is that?
Link-I thought I could be the owl who helps me out. What do you think?? HOO! HOO! HOO! Pretty cool huh? Well its getting late, ill meet you at the theatre!!
Link fly's away, although that's impossible, well if your thinking that stop worrying and keep reading!!
Of course Saria is a sage so she warped there and pretty much beat him there.
Saria-Link please take that off!
Link-I cant….Im only wearing underwear.
Saria-You mean tights right??
Link-Grrrrrr………
Zelda walks onto the stage that Saria and Link are both standing on, how they got there so fast I do not know.
Zelda-Link?? She starts to giggle
Link-What?!
Zelda-Change into something else..ha…..HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry….
She walks away still laughing.
Princess Ruto appears there, once again I don't know how all of them are getting there soooooooo soon.
Ruto-LINK?!?! What kind of future husband are you?? I don't want a half Zora-Half owl child. I don't want a Zowl!! Or a Ora!!
Link-Hey! I wanna dog, a Dora!! Dora the Explorer!!
(is now in his own little world giggling)
Saria-What the fu………
Rarau walks onto the stage practicing his lines…..
Ok dammit where are all these sages coming from?!! Im soooooo confused.
Rarau-So yeah baby……….wait that's another movie…..
Saria and link- What?!
Rarau-What?! He starts to walk away getting ready for the rehearsal.
Ruto-Did you guys like forget about me or what?!
Rarau-I just got here!!
Saria and link-…….eh……..no…
Saria and Link run away, and one of the stage managers walks in.
Lets just call him jim okay??
Jim-Hey we ran out of drinking water again!! WE NEED WATER!!
Ruto-bumps into jim
Jim-Oh Ruto, you're the sage of water right?? Do you think you could well you know……give us some water, PLEASE!!
Ruto-What do I look like, a Sprinklet manager or something?!?! Well okay.
Ruto begins making water appear in the 2 mile tall water jug.
Ruto-There are you happy?!
Jim-Well now that you mention it……
Ruto-EWWWWWWWWWW go away!!
Ruto runs into the dressing rooms, and it had to be the one link is in, damn just when you thought you read him enough hes back…..
Ruto-LINK!! Ha……..HA!!!!!!! Now …your dressed……like…..a……OH MY GOD! Wait till Zelda sees this………
Zelda heard her name and she went too see what was going on.
Zelda-Did someone call……..HA!!!!!!!! Link!! Is that you?? She giggles…
Saria walks in, wow all theses people just walking into places…..
Link-What?! I took off the owl suit and changed whats wrong with this?
Saria, Zelda, and Ruto-YOUR WEARING GERUDO MAKEUP AND WEARING A CAT COSTUME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link-What?!?!? That's what it says in the script……..
Saria, Zelda and Ruto look at the script..
Saria-Im a leopard?!?!
Zelda-Im a, hey?!…………..
Ruto-This is "Cats" the play cats not The Legend of Zelda!!
Link-Oh…that explains why I have no….d…..
Saria, Zelda and Ruto- DON'T SAY IT!!
Ok im beginning to think that something is mentally wrong with link, well maybe not…..lets see…..
Link-Okay…..Uh…..Wheres the real scripts??
Jim (hey hes back, and I thought we would ever read him again!!)
Jim- Here I have it………
Link begins to read it and he reads it aloud. It says as follows :: "Link walks up to Gannadorf and makes out with him."
Link-Makes out with him?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWWW……
Link-MIDO!! DID YOU DO THIS?!?!
Mido (okay now how the hell did he get here?!?!?)
Mido-Well is about time im in the story!!
Link-Well since this…….
Mido-HEY!! I wanna talk!!
Link-NO!! This isn't going anywhere!! So lets start. Wheres Nabooru??
Nabooru warps to the theatre from the spirit temple, now theres a good explanation of how she got there.
Nabooru-I was about thinking I wouldn't be in this movie.
Ruto, who hates her for skrewing around with link, walks in…
Ruto-Hey that lezbo is not sopposed to be here!!\
Nabooru-Huh?!
Ruto-Yeah sorry no parts for lesbians (and for the lesbians out there reading this I don't mean anything by that, its just something with Ruto and Nabooru ^_^() )
Nabooru-What?!?! Im nothing of the sort..
Now I know this is a cheap way of ending a chapter of a story but I must im getting tired and I need some sleep so ill put in Chapter 2 : Nabooru and Ruto, will they ever be friends?? Soon so…um……later…..
Chapter 1: Why!? Oh why?! Link?!
HELLO PEOPLES!!! This is my first story I made for FFN so don't be too hard on the reviews…..anyways I hope you like it.
DOO DO DOO DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Theme song for movie)
Link, who is at his house (young link) is getting ready for his first rehearsal of The legend Of Zelda Movie!!
Link- Dammit!! I don't know what to wear!
Saria, who heard link ran to his house.
Saria- LINK!!! Hurry up!! You've been in there for four hours!!
Link, who is now yelling
Link-Well what the hell do I wear?!?!?
Saria- What do you mean?! You wear the same damn thing every damn day!
You don't take showers so stop worrying about what to wear!!
Link-Hey! I do too take showers!!
Saria-Oh yeah?! When was the last time you took one, huh?!!
Link-I took one yesterday!
Saria-Oh really?!
Link-Yeah, I was swimming in lake Hylia………
Saria-what?! That's not taking a shower!!
Link-Oh yes it is!!
Saria-Dammit link! Never mind! Just hurry up!
Link-Okay! I found something…..
Link walks out of his house wearing an owl costume.
Saira, who is now laughing
Saria-W-What the….HA! Is that?
Link-I thought I could be the owl who helps me out. What do you think?? HOO! HOO! HOO! Pretty cool huh? Well its getting late, ill meet you at the theatre!!
Link fly's away, although that's impossible, well if your thinking that stop worrying and keep reading!!
Of course Saria is a sage so she warped there and pretty much beat him there.
Saria-Link please take that off!
Link-I cant….Im only wearing underwear.
Saria-You mean tights right??
Link-Grrrrrr………
Zelda walks onto the stage that Saria and Link are both standing on, how they got there so fast I do not know.
Zelda-Link?? She starts to giggle
Link-What?!
Zelda-Change into something else..ha…..HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry….
She walks away still laughing.
Princess Ruto appears there, once again I don't know how all of them are getting there soooooooo soon.
Ruto-LINK?!?! What kind of future husband are you?? I don't want a half Zora-Half owl child. I don't want a Zowl!! Or a Ora!!
Link-Hey! I wanna dog, a Dora!! Dora the Explorer!!
(is now in his own little world giggling)
Saria-What the fu………
Rarau walks onto the stage practicing his lines…..
Ok dammit where are all these sages coming from?!! Im soooooo confused.
Rarau-So yeah baby……….wait that's another movie…..
Saria and link- What?!
Rarau-What?! He starts to walk away getting ready for the rehearsal.
Ruto-Did you guys like forget about me or what?!
Rarau-I just got here!!
Saria and link-…….eh……..no…
Saria and Link run away, and one of the stage managers walks in.
Lets just call him jim okay??
Jim-Hey we ran out of drinking water again!! WE NEED WATER!!
Ruto-bumps into jim
Jim-Oh Ruto, you're the sage of water right?? Do you think you could well you know……give us some water, PLEASE!!
Ruto-What do I look like, a Sprinklet manager or something?!?! Well okay.
Ruto begins making water appear in the 2 mile tall water jug.
Ruto-There are you happy?!
Jim-Well now that you mention it……
Ruto-EWWWWWWWWWW go away!!
Ruto runs into the dressing rooms, and it had to be the one link is in, damn just when you thought you read him enough hes back…..
Ruto-LINK!! Ha……..HA!!!!!!! Now …your dressed……like…..a……OH MY GOD! Wait till Zelda sees this………
Zelda heard her name and she went too see what was going on.
Zelda-Did someone call……..HA!!!!!!!! Link!! Is that you?? She giggles…
Saria walks in, wow all theses people just walking into places…..
Link-What?! I took off the owl suit and changed whats wrong with this?
Saria, Zelda, and Ruto-YOUR WEARING GERUDO MAKEUP AND WEARING A CAT COSTUME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link-What?!?!? That's what it says in the script……..
Saria, Zelda and Ruto look at the script..
Saria-Im a leopard?!?!
Zelda-Im a, hey?!…………..
Ruto-This is "Cats" the play cats not The Legend of Zelda!!
Link-Oh…that explains why I have no….d…..
Saria, Zelda and Ruto- DON'T SAY IT!!
Ok im beginning to think that something is mentally wrong with link, well maybe not…..lets see…..
Link-Okay…..Uh…..Wheres the real scripts??
Jim (hey hes back, and I thought we would ever read him again!!)
Jim- Here I have it………
Link begins to read it and he reads it aloud. It says as follows :: "Link walks up to Gannadorf and makes out with him."
Link-Makes out with him?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWWW……
Link-MIDO!! DID YOU DO THIS?!?!
Mido (okay now how the hell did he get here?!?!?)
Mido-Well is about time im in the story!!
Link-Well since this…….
Mido-HEY!! I wanna talk!!
Link-NO!! This isn't going anywhere!! So lets start. Wheres Nabooru??
Nabooru warps to the theatre from the spirit temple, now theres a good explanation of how she got there.
Nabooru-I was about thinking I wouldn't be in this movie.
Ruto, who hates her for skrewing around with link, walks in…
Ruto-Hey that lezbo is not sopposed to be here!!\
Nabooru-Huh?!
Ruto-Yeah sorry no parts for lesbians (and for the lesbians out there reading this I don't mean anything by that, its just something with Ruto and Nabooru ^_^() )
Nabooru-What?!?! Im nothing of the sort..
Now I know this is a cheap way of ending a chapter of a story but I must im getting tired and I need some sleep so ill put in Chapter 2 : Nabooru and Ruto, will they ever be friends?? Soon so…um……later…..