this is kind of funny, and there is some Wufei bashing.
So if you like wufei leave now.


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Weak Man
by Ko
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Onna-chan: Remind me why we are doing this.

Wufei: Why, are we not having fun peeling peaches?

Onna-chan: Well it was you idea to can peaches.

Wufei: Weak onna, blaming things you do on other people.

Onna-chan: I am not weak.

(she starts to jump up and down while saying 'I am not weak')

Wufei:I do not see why you do this every time, pluse I do not see why we like each other, I mean we are two opposits.

(onna-chan stops yelling and jumping and looks down.)

Onna-chan: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

Wufei: What is it now?

Onna-chan: look (points to a spider on a peach, which Wufei sees.)

Wufei: You are weak.

(he faints at the sight of it.)

Onna-chan: Now who's weak Wufei.

(then she left the room)

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(when Wufei woke up, he could not hind Onna-chan)

Wufei: Onna-chan?

Onna-chan (from another room): In here, Love.

(Wufei walked in and was stopped in the door by Onna-chan kissing him. When she stoped he fainted again.)

Onna-chan: I guess men are more weak then women

(she leaves the room again to clean up the mess in the kitchen.)
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i hope you like it. i know it is kinda dumb. but it was one of my first GW stories. Besides i was bornd and mad at my friend (Onna-chan) at the time.
Pelase R&R!!!!