Me: Shadowfax, THE LORD OF ALL HORSES, and Gandalf, the...er...
Gandalf: What?! There must be something to say!
Me: Um...er...
Shadowfax: There's nothing about you to say, Gandalf.
Gandalf: that's just cruel. There has to be tons of stuff!
Shadowfax: (bursts out laughing) BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
Gandalf glared at Shadowfax as he innocently batted his eyelashes. Yes. Shadowfax was as sassy as King Thandruil.
King Thranduil: bro. No one as sassy as me.
Me: How'd you get here? You were JUST drinking wine.
King Thandy: My 744839926277th goblet of wine.
Me: *sighs* Just go. (Pushes him through portal)
Shadowfax: (snorts) That dude is so sassy its unbearable!
Gandalf: (laughs) You're right!
Shadowfax and Gandalf slowly turn towards each other.
Shadowfax: We're getting along!
Gandalf: Ew. Why do you have a Hello Kitty bow in your hair?
Shadowfax: I'm expressing my happiness! Why are you wearing My Little Pony Underwear?
Gandalf: er... How do you know that?
Shadowfax: I see everything horse. I know you have all the Twilight Sparkle merch.
Gandalf: Um... Prove it!
Shadowfax: (lifts me and Gandalf on him) THROUGH THE PONY PORTAL!
Gandalf: (screams) This is so scary!
Shadowfax: NUH UH!
(POP!)
We arrive in a room littered with gray robes and gray hats.
Gandalf: How'd we get here?!
Shadowfax: Magic.
Me: Ooh! Loookie! Suitcase!
Gandalf: NOOOO!
me: (unzips suitcase)
Tons of My Little Pony merch spills out.
Gandalf: That's my sisters!
shadowfax: what sister?
Gandalf: points at a huge sofa with a girl in a unicorn onesie, unicorn slippers, and unicorn shirt and leggings. It was...me!
Me: Me?
Me2: Me 2?
Me: I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT!
Me2: Yours is sort of plain.
Me: I agree!
Shadowfax: HUH?
Me and Me2: I already have a twin!
me and me2: what?
Should I continue? Please comment. -Shadow the Fax Machine