Title : Talent at Hogwarts
Author: MrsRemusLupin
Rating: R possibly NC-17
Summary: It's Hogwarts first official talent show! Yay! This is in response to Diosadeorquesta and CryingCinderella's Snape and Hermione challenge!
Disclaimer: Obviously Im not JKR and I don't own any of these characters, they are merely my play things for the moment, I promise to restore them to new once I am finished! You should also keep in mind that some things may seem out of character, and they will be, I am going to mold their personalities a bit to my liking, so don't complain about it! Thank you!
**************************************************************************** **** A/N: This is going to be more of a singing contest rather than a talent show, but there will be a few people not singing. This is mainly hetero pairing, but some M/M is hinted at. This is during almost everyone's 7th year. I understand all the songs they sing are "muggle" songs, but we're all over it now aren't we?
~Dumbledoor~ "Hello everyone and welcome to Hogwarts first ever Talent Extravaganza! We have a wonderful show planned for you tonight, so sit back, relax and without any further adieu, I present out first act. Here is Draco Malfoy singing Missundazstood."
The lights dim and Draco comes out on stage looking very sexy in a tight black mesh shirt and leather pants. (Mmmm) The crowd cheers and many cat calls can be heard, and Ginny yells, "Draco baby, my room midnight!" A single light turns on in the middle of the stage and Draco starts singing.
Draco: "I might be the way
Everybody likes to say
I know watcha thinking about me,
There might be a day
You might have a certain way
But you don't have my luxuries.
And it's me I know
I know my name 'cause I say it proud,
Everything I want I always do
Lookin' for the right track
Always on the wrong track,
But are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you.
*Draco starts dancing a bit, and some girls and rush the stage screaming*
There's a song I was listening to
Up all night
There's a voice I'm hearing
Saying it's alright
When I'm happy I am sad
But everything's good
It's not that complicated
I'm just misunderstood
Ron screams, "Hey sexy, come to my room instead!"
There might be a day
Everything it goes my way
Can't you think I know I'm superfly
I might see a world
In a world inside of you
Then I might just say goodbye
And it's my name I know
I say it loud 'cause I'm really proud
Of all the things I used to do
Well it's the wrong track
Looking for the right track
And are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you
And it's the wrong track
Looking for the right track
But are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you
There's a song I was listening to
Up all night
There's a voice I am hearing
Saying it's alright
I was taken for granted
But it's all good
'Cause I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood" He stops singing, bows and says, "Sorry Weasel, I don't swing that way. Hey Ginny, how about 11:30?!"
~Dumbledoor~ Wow, wasn't that great, and didn't Draco look great." He starts looking strangely at Draco behind stage. ".oh, sorry about that, well next we have Ginny Weasley singing a song titled "Ode to Harry Potter"!" He starts giggling and mumbles, "This should be good!"
The lights turn to a shade of red and Ginny walks out on stage dressed with a long shirt that reads "I Love HP!" She screams, "I still love you Harry, and you to Draco!" The music starts and she sings. Top of Form Bottom of Form
Ginny: "I can't help but blush when you're near me
But you just exclude me from your circle of three
I'm right in front of you, but you don't see
You treat me like I'm a Colin Creevey
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
I have swallowed so much love my hair grows red
Come over to my house to see my brother instead
You didn't get my Valentine, didn't know what it meant
Every page about you my diary's read
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
Even though you're the one I adore
Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed
I will hold my head up high, I'm a Gryffindor
And you won't need to save me anymore
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late!"
She starts screaming, "HARRY I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME HARRY." but she gets so out of hand she is dragged off stage kicking and screaming.
Harry turns to Ron and says, "Hmm, that wasn't bad, but I wonder who she was singing about." Ron looks at him and says, "Im not gonna ask if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said."
~Dumbledoor~ Comes out on stage wiping away tears, "Well then, wasn't that amusing? I think you're all going to like our next act, I know I don't. Up next is Gregory Goyle with a bit of poetry for us."
Goyle comes out in all black with sunglasses on. He sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, the light dim except for one right on him.
Golye: "This poem is titled "5 Million", here it goes, 1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9 10, 11 12, 13 14 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 20 21, 22 23, 24, 25 26 27 28, 29 30, 31, 32, 33, 34." some people start to get frustrated, ".51 52, 53, 54 55 56 57, 58, 59, 60, 61 62 63 64, 65, 66, 67, 68 69 70 71, 72 73, 74, 75 76 77, 78 79 80 81." now they are just plain annoyed, ".107, 108, 109, 110 111 112 113, 114 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120 121 122, 123 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129 130 131, 132 133 134 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144 145 146 147 148, 149 150 151 152, 153 154."a few people start to leave and other are pissed off,".179, 180, 181 182 183 184, 185, 186, 187, 189 190, 191, 192 193 194 195 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202 203 204 205, 206 207 208, 209, 210, 211, 212 213."The lights go out and some men come to take Goyle off the stage, there is immense cheering from the audience.
~Dumbledoor~ "Wasn't that bloody terrible? Well our next act is sure to be a hell of a lot better than that. Up next we have *another* song. This one is going to be performed by Minerva McGonagall, Sybil Trelawney, and Professor Vector. They will be singing "Lady Marmalade, and here they are."
A/N: There you have it, chapter 1, I sure hope you enjoyed it because I thought it sucked, but then again I think all of my stories suck. Please review so I can hear what you think, and if you hated it please don't flame me because I am very sensitive and I am likely to kill myself if you write something too harsh.
Toodles, ~Ashley Lupin~
Author: MrsRemusLupin
Rating: R possibly NC-17
Summary: It's Hogwarts first official talent show! Yay! This is in response to Diosadeorquesta and CryingCinderella's Snape and Hermione challenge!
Disclaimer: Obviously Im not JKR and I don't own any of these characters, they are merely my play things for the moment, I promise to restore them to new once I am finished! You should also keep in mind that some things may seem out of character, and they will be, I am going to mold their personalities a bit to my liking, so don't complain about it! Thank you!
**************************************************************************** **** A/N: This is going to be more of a singing contest rather than a talent show, but there will be a few people not singing. This is mainly hetero pairing, but some M/M is hinted at. This is during almost everyone's 7th year. I understand all the songs they sing are "muggle" songs, but we're all over it now aren't we?
~Dumbledoor~ "Hello everyone and welcome to Hogwarts first ever Talent Extravaganza! We have a wonderful show planned for you tonight, so sit back, relax and without any further adieu, I present out first act. Here is Draco Malfoy singing Missundazstood."
The lights dim and Draco comes out on stage looking very sexy in a tight black mesh shirt and leather pants. (Mmmm) The crowd cheers and many cat calls can be heard, and Ginny yells, "Draco baby, my room midnight!" A single light turns on in the middle of the stage and Draco starts singing.
Draco: "I might be the way
Everybody likes to say
I know watcha thinking about me,
There might be a day
You might have a certain way
But you don't have my luxuries.
And it's me I know
I know my name 'cause I say it proud,
Everything I want I always do
Lookin' for the right track
Always on the wrong track,
But are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you.
*Draco starts dancing a bit, and some girls and rush the stage screaming*
There's a song I was listening to
Up all night
There's a voice I'm hearing
Saying it's alright
When I'm happy I am sad
But everything's good
It's not that complicated
I'm just misunderstood
Ron screams, "Hey sexy, come to my room instead!"
There might be a day
Everything it goes my way
Can't you think I know I'm superfly
I might see a world
In a world inside of you
Then I might just say goodbye
And it's my name I know
I say it loud 'cause I'm really proud
Of all the things I used to do
Well it's the wrong track
Looking for the right track
And are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you
And it's the wrong track
Looking for the right track
But are you catchin' all these tracks
That I'm layin' down for you
There's a song I was listening to
Up all night
There's a voice I am hearing
Saying it's alright
I was taken for granted
But it's all good
'Cause I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood
Yeah, I'll do it again I'm just misunderstood" He stops singing, bows and says, "Sorry Weasel, I don't swing that way. Hey Ginny, how about 11:30?!"
~Dumbledoor~ Wow, wasn't that great, and didn't Draco look great." He starts looking strangely at Draco behind stage. ".oh, sorry about that, well next we have Ginny Weasley singing a song titled "Ode to Harry Potter"!" He starts giggling and mumbles, "This should be good!"
The lights turn to a shade of red and Ginny walks out on stage dressed with a long shirt that reads "I Love HP!" She screams, "I still love you Harry, and you to Draco!" The music starts and she sings. Top of Form Bottom of Form
Ginny: "I can't help but blush when you're near me
But you just exclude me from your circle of three
I'm right in front of you, but you don't see
You treat me like I'm a Colin Creevey
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
I have swallowed so much love my hair grows red
Come over to my house to see my brother instead
You didn't get my Valentine, didn't know what it meant
Every page about you my diary's read
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late
Even though you're the one I adore
Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed
I will hold my head up high, I'm a Gryffindor
And you won't need to save me anymore
I love you
But it seems you don't love me
My friends say you're so brave
And I know
You will see that we were meant to be
When you miss me it will be too late!"
She starts screaming, "HARRY I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME HARRY." but she gets so out of hand she is dragged off stage kicking and screaming.
Harry turns to Ron and says, "Hmm, that wasn't bad, but I wonder who she was singing about." Ron looks at him and says, "Im not gonna ask if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said."
~Dumbledoor~ Comes out on stage wiping away tears, "Well then, wasn't that amusing? I think you're all going to like our next act, I know I don't. Up next is Gregory Goyle with a bit of poetry for us."
Goyle comes out in all black with sunglasses on. He sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, the light dim except for one right on him.
Golye: "This poem is titled "5 Million", here it goes, 1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9 10, 11 12, 13 14 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 20 21, 22 23, 24, 25 26 27 28, 29 30, 31, 32, 33, 34." some people start to get frustrated, ".51 52, 53, 54 55 56 57, 58, 59, 60, 61 62 63 64, 65, 66, 67, 68 69 70 71, 72 73, 74, 75 76 77, 78 79 80 81." now they are just plain annoyed, ".107, 108, 109, 110 111 112 113, 114 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120 121 122, 123 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129 130 131, 132 133 134 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144 145 146 147 148, 149 150 151 152, 153 154."a few people start to leave and other are pissed off,".179, 180, 181 182 183 184, 185, 186, 187, 189 190, 191, 192 193 194 195 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202 203 204 205, 206 207 208, 209, 210, 211, 212 213."The lights go out and some men come to take Goyle off the stage, there is immense cheering from the audience.
~Dumbledoor~ "Wasn't that bloody terrible? Well our next act is sure to be a hell of a lot better than that. Up next we have *another* song. This one is going to be performed by Minerva McGonagall, Sybil Trelawney, and Professor Vector. They will be singing "Lady Marmalade, and here they are."
A/N: There you have it, chapter 1, I sure hope you enjoyed it because I thought it sucked, but then again I think all of my stories suck. Please review so I can hear what you think, and if you hated it please don't flame me because I am very sensitive and I am likely to kill myself if you write something too harsh.
Toodles, ~Ashley Lupin~