Harry Potter and all his little friends belong to J.K ROWLING so don't sue me.
It was another day in potions class when suddenly, "POTTER!! GET OVER HERE!"
Harry was already mortified when he noticed Snape was smiling. "Yyyesss Ppproffesssor?"
"Harry, i've noticed you and you're muggle know-it-all friend there have a little thing going on between you."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!??"
"I won't allow it."
"PROFESSOR!!! I DON'T LIKE HERMIONE!!!"
At this hermione turned red.
"I mean, not in that way."
"Harry Potter. I love you! How could you do this to me?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
"Do you want me to announce it?"
"ACK!"
"LISTEN UP! I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!"
There was an uproar of laughter and Harry became so red people thought he was going to burst. To spare him the humiliation, Hermione transmorgified him into a bright red pin cushion and carried him off.
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"Ron stop laughing!"
" Hahahahahaha!"
"Dammit ron STOP LAUGHING!!!!"
"HOHOHEHEHEHEEEHEEEHAHAHA!"
"RON!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT IT!"
"HOHOHEE"
Harry took a raw fish and slappedron with it.
A/n: I began to feel that this story was gettin too normal. now the insanity begins.
"Er.. hermione? can i borrow your bathing suit?"
"WHA??!! NO!"
"PLEAAAAAAAAASE?"
"i SAID NO Malfoy!"
"Fine you dirty little mudbllod."
At this comment, an apocalypse song mysteriously turned on. You know, those songs you hear at movies when utter doom and chaos is going on.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"I'm sssorrry. III dddidn't mean it. HOnest."
"The time of your hellfull death is now Malfoy!"
"Wait. Is hellfull even a word?"
"Shut up@"
DRaco runs in those slow motion cams and hermione follows in the same way. Too bad they're the only ones doing it because every one else is acting normal. You kinda can get the picture on how stupid they both look.
Mean while, harry and ron are getting drunk by a leaky faucet.
"Hey Harry,"
"What is it Ron?"
They look at each other and they explode into laughter.
A/N: To get that joke, please refer to my story,"what is it Ron?"
"Seriously, hey Harry,"
"What is it Ron?"
And again with the laughter. I walk in and kick them in the shins and walk out again.
"oww! someone hit me in the face.."
"uh Ron, that's not your face"
"oh yeah."
"hey let's go into mcGonnnagal's chamber and steal her big grandma underwear of hers."
"Kay."
And off they go.
They have no idea of the EVIL that lurks ahead of them.
"Hey ron,les make a left."
"why?"
"don't question me dammit!"
so they force their miniature unicycles to the left. And guess who the great evil was?
SNAPE!!!!
"ER HI PROFESSOR.."
"HI OBJECT OF MY EVERY DESIRE AND DISGUSTING INTENTION OF MINE, ER..HELLO POTTER."
They both were unaware that ron had fallen off his unicycle and drifted off into drunken sleep.
JUst then hermione and draco pass by still running in slow motion cam. This would take a while so snape conjured up popcorn and they both watched.
It was another day in potions class when suddenly, "POTTER!! GET OVER HERE!"
Harry was already mortified when he noticed Snape was smiling. "Yyyesss Ppproffesssor?"
"Harry, i've noticed you and you're muggle know-it-all friend there have a little thing going on between you."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!??"
"I won't allow it."
"PROFESSOR!!! I DON'T LIKE HERMIONE!!!"
At this hermione turned red.
"I mean, not in that way."
"Harry Potter. I love you! How could you do this to me?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
"Do you want me to announce it?"
"ACK!"
"LISTEN UP! I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!"
There was an uproar of laughter and Harry became so red people thought he was going to burst. To spare him the humiliation, Hermione transmorgified him into a bright red pin cushion and carried him off.
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"Ron stop laughing!"
" Hahahahahaha!"
"Dammit ron STOP LAUGHING!!!!"
"HOHOHEHEHEHEEEHEEEHAHAHA!"
"RON!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT IT!"
"HOHOHEE"
Harry took a raw fish and slappedron with it.
A/n: I began to feel that this story was gettin too normal. now the insanity begins.
"Er.. hermione? can i borrow your bathing suit?"
"WHA??!! NO!"
"PLEAAAAAAAAASE?"
"i SAID NO Malfoy!"
"Fine you dirty little mudbllod."
At this comment, an apocalypse song mysteriously turned on. You know, those songs you hear at movies when utter doom and chaos is going on.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"I'm sssorrry. III dddidn't mean it. HOnest."
"The time of your hellfull death is now Malfoy!"
"Wait. Is hellfull even a word?"
"Shut up@"
DRaco runs in those slow motion cams and hermione follows in the same way. Too bad they're the only ones doing it because every one else is acting normal. You kinda can get the picture on how stupid they both look.
Mean while, harry and ron are getting drunk by a leaky faucet.
"Hey Harry,"
"What is it Ron?"
They look at each other and they explode into laughter.
A/N: To get that joke, please refer to my story,"what is it Ron?"
"Seriously, hey Harry,"
"What is it Ron?"
And again with the laughter. I walk in and kick them in the shins and walk out again.
"oww! someone hit me in the face.."
"uh Ron, that's not your face"
"oh yeah."
"hey let's go into mcGonnnagal's chamber and steal her big grandma underwear of hers."
"Kay."
And off they go.
They have no idea of the EVIL that lurks ahead of them.
"Hey ron,les make a left."
"why?"
"don't question me dammit!"
so they force their miniature unicycles to the left. And guess who the great evil was?
SNAPE!!!!
"ER HI PROFESSOR.."
"HI OBJECT OF MY EVERY DESIRE AND DISGUSTING INTENTION OF MINE, ER..HELLO POTTER."
They both were unaware that ron had fallen off his unicycle and drifted off into drunken sleep.
JUst then hermione and draco pass by still running in slow motion cam. This would take a while so snape conjured up popcorn and they both watched.