Right, this is something new I'm trying out... First chapter, it's only short, so... Yeah, really hope you enjoy :-)

CHAPTER 1

"God damn it, Thor! You're brother tried to destroy the city and you're trying to make excuses for him?!"

"Natasha, please. You don't understand. He is my brother. He has made mistakes. We all have. Can you not try and let him live as a human, in S.H.I.E.L.D., as they have let you, and me, and Jane, and everyone else?"

"Thor, he tried to-"
"Tasha," Barton stepped in. "Everyone makes mistakes."

I looked into Clint's eyes, seeing his love, and sighed. Why must he just feel like a brother to me? "Okay. Fine. But he messes up ONCE, I kill him."

"Kill?" Thor asked.

"Yes."

"Fine."

"You must be Agent Romanoff."

"Bite me, Loki. We've met before."

"Yes, I do believe I tormented you."

I smiled slightly. "So, you've... Changed? Why does Thor suddenly have faith in you?"

"Now, Agent Romanoff, why should I reveal my secrets to you?"

"Because I am a born and rared agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I have no problem kicking your ass if you don't tell me."

Loki sighed. "Fine. I... I saved his human girl's life. Jane, and her friend... Darcy. Who's currently sleeping with-"

"Not part of the story I want to hear, Loki."

"-Banner. Yes, there was a... A slight issue with some other humans. Thor was visiting, and decided he'd bring me to sight-see." He scoffed. "On Earth. We were doing some mundane task... Taking the subway! And some men attacked my brother. There was a lot of them. They had strength enough to distract him, and 2 men dragged Jane and Darcy away. I raced after them, Thor not far behind me, and knocked the men to the floor. He could have handled it himself, but he sees it as me being somewhat human. Which, I suppose, I am."

I smiled at him. "Takes a lot to be considered human, buddy."

"Well, let me do something really human. Let me take you out to dinner."

I scoffed. "What, you want to take a measly human on a date?"

"Yes."

Yes? No? I know it's really short but I'll try and be quick with an update :-)