Yay, my first Naruto story! To all you Drabble fans, I will be updating soon. Don't worry.

And, yes, I know they don't use dollars in the Narutoverse, But in this story, they will, cause I feel like it.

The guards at the gate to Konoha were slacking off. Yes, the powerful guards, protecting the very lives of the Konohan residents were slacking off. In fact, they were betting. The Hokage is a bad influence.

"Five bucks says no ones coming here all day," One guard said. Let's call him Larry.

"Ten bucks says someone's going to come within ten minutes," The second guard said. Let's call him Bob.

"Deal!" Larry was quite confident about winning.

Nine minutes and 59 seconds later…

Bob was sweating. "Hah! I—"

Larry was cutoff by some one far beneath them yelling "HELLLLOOOOOOOOO? I've been yelling for the past ten minutes!"

"Pay up." Bob was ten bucks richer.

"CEASE AND DESIST THE MONETARY EXCHANGE!" The person beneath them was either very smart, or a lawyer shudder.

Bob and Larry jumped down, and found a girl. She was about fourteen, was wearing all black, and had long white hair. I wonder if she knew any Pervs…

She also had no headband, so the guards just let her in, and got back to their gambling. Like I said, slackers. Upon seeing her walk in, Bob noticed a rather large guitar on her back.

With about six headbands tied on it.

From many villages.

Including sound.

And one with a symbol that looked like a large guitar.

Bob reached over to tap her on the shoulder.

He missed.

And touched her guitar.

"NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY AND LIVES!"

Poor Bob was never heard of again. Larry decided to give up his ninja-ing and go work in a deli where he had a love affair with the owner's daughter, but that is another story, for another time.

Anyways, back to our guitar-loving friend…

"Usumami? That's a weird name…" Looking at a piece of paper in her hand. A resident looked over her shoulder at the strange writing.

"Hey mister, you read English?"

"Um…no…"

"Then I guess you can't read what's on my paper," Whitey said.

"Not really…"

"Let's keep it that way."

Ms. Guitar lover walked off, looking down at her paper. "Nar—is that an n or a u? Hmm…. This guy has terrible handwriting." She mumbled.

Meanwhile at That ramen place I can't spell…

Naruto sneezed. "Why do I get the feeling someone with white hair and a guitar is talking about me to herself with out knowing my name or how to read Japanese?"

Ayame replied, "I'd lay off the miso for awhile if I was you."

Back with our main character whose name has yet to be revealed…

"Grr…. I feel like destroying public property."

She marched over to the hokage office and promptly started kicking it.

"Wait, no… I should just ask the next person I see if they can help me! But first, some food."

Upon walking to the ramen stand, she met up with an orange-wearing ninja who liked ramen. I'll give you three guesses who it was, and the first two trys don't count.

"Hey, you! Yeah, you, Blondie!" Our main character said.

"What?"

"Can you tell me who Narmnto Usami is?"

"You mean Naruto Uzumaki?

"Yeah, that's probably what it says."

"That's Me."

"Oh! Hiyas! I'm Laurali, and Some guy whose hair looks like a chickens arse told me to tell you he's not sorry, and he's not coming back, whatever that means."

Laurali noticed Naruto's now sad face.

"What? I'm just the messenger. I met the guy at a bar!"

"It's nothing! Wait. Why were you at a bar with Sasuke?"

"Oh, that's his name. I sing at bars as a side job. I'm really a samurai. That's why my guitar has a blade. See?"

Laurali held up her baby.

"Yup, sworn enemy of all shinobi. Those headbands are all that's left of my boyfriends. I've always been one for violent breakups."

Naruto inched away.

"Relax, I won't hurt you. In fact, if you miss this Sasuke guy so much, I'll help you get him!"

"No thanks."

"Okay, instead, I'll body guard you!"

"NO!"

"But if I don't have something to do, I might get bored. And when I get bored, Ms. Biggles gets upset. And when Ms. Biggles gets upset, PEOPLE DIE!"

"Okay, okay! You can body guard me, dattebayo!"

"Yay!"

"Just one thing, though."

"Shoot."

"Whose Ms. Biggles?"

"Umm... Hey look! A sunset that we can dramaticly walk into!"

And so, Naruto and his new bodyguard walked into the sunset provided by GaiLee Hugs, Inc.

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