I don't own the rights to Mortal Kombat or anything related to Michael Jackson. If only I did! _

*Enter scene with Stryker sitting on a chair with a loaded gun on his lap*

"As you all have probably NOT been wondering, the author of Netherrealm Invasion has had...quite the experience will college. Though his semester may be over soon, the troubles and challenges will not. But really come on! I want to know what happ-...What the?"

Before Stryker can continue, Cyrax is seen moonwalking in front of Stryker. The latter stares while the former continues to do this back and forth.

"Cyrax...Um...Problem with programming?"

"Illegally downloaded Smooth Criminal by the artist Michael Jackson," replied Cyrax in a very robotic voice. "Moonwalk program downloaded with it."

"Right...How did you download Smooth Criminal?" questioned the very confused cop.

"Us cyborgs have Wi-fi in our very minds. We are able to access the internet much faster than a simple computer," replied the Smooth Cyborg.

Stryker sighed as he wished he had fast internet...But of course wired internet was cheaper at the price of very slow loading.

"Eh heh...Well anyway, we sincerely hope the dumb author finally decides to hurry up and complete Chapter 1. I want to see what happens to me! Did I die? Did I get resurrected? Did I become a cyborg like Smooth Cyrax over here? Come on KombatModule! Get it together!" Stryker cocked his handgun as he shouted the last few words.

"Jeez Stryker. Now I don't regret practicing fatalities on you in Mortal Kombat 9." I could not help but reply.

"YOU MOTHER FU-" Stryker yelled as he stood up and aimed at me. Before he could shoot, Cyrax's moonwalk speed increased each time he went back and forth and accidentally knocked Stryker over.

"Damn it Cyrax!" Stryker cursed at his partner.

"My sensors indicate that you are blind. Is this true Kurtis Stryker?" Cyrax replied.

Stryker sighed as I could not help but smile.

"Well ladies and gentlemen I hope you enjoyed Stryker and Cyrax's...Mishaps but now I must be off. Fare-" Before I could finish my sentence, I felt the cold metal of Stryker's handgun against my neck.

"I think you have a story to finish..." Stryker smirked as he knew my life was in his hands.

"I...Uh...Believe you are right!...I'll get started right away...Don't hurt me..."

I knelt down while Stryker chuckled to himself. "C'mon Cyrax, we're outta here." Stryker began to make his way out while Cyrax moonwalked his way in Stryker's direction. Before he left, Cyrax thought it would be funny to kick me in the face while I was kneeling on the floor.
I grabbed my nose, gasping in pain.

"What was that for!" I yelled while blood dripped from my now broken nose.

"My sensors indicate you've been struck by...A Smooth Cyborg."

Small joke I just had in mind today. I will get Chapter 1 done! I promise!...Because I don't want to get shot o_o