A/N: Got bored and decided to indulge my blood thirsty side because in my other story it's not as morbid and actionee as i like
Hidan: Crazy Bitch
A/N: *stare*
Hidan: What are you looking at you little whore?
A/N: *stare*
Hidan: *sweats* umm... Kakuzu...what's fucking wrong with the Author?
Kakuzu: *reading book: Get Rich Fast and Bloody* Don't care.
A/N: *stare*
Itachi: It seems you've managed to anger the Author
Hidan: How so? she's just fucking standing there! *circles author* Hellooooo brainless fuckhead? Earth to brainless fuckhead. *looks over at Kakuzu* can i sacrifice her to Jashin?
A/N: *eye twitch*
Kisame: *blood thirsty grin* oooh looks like he's pissed of the Author. Run Hidan, run! She's gonna do something crazy- can't wait to see what since she's new an' all.
Hidan: Fuck you, fish cock! what the fuck is a pissfuck skank like this bitch gonna-
A/N: *grabs Hidans face* Say another fucking cuss word... i. Dare. You.
Hidan: Fuck y-
A/N: Oh it's ON! *Tackles Hidan and starts stabbing with random weapons she pulls out of pockets*
Hidan: What the Fuck- ow!-woman? I'm immortal- shit! OW- what the fuck is wrong with you? OWW! You can't kill me you fuckin- HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING-OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
A/N: Oh, i know i can't kill you. *evil gleam in eye* who says that's my goal anyways?
Kisame: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Itatchi: This is beyond moronic
Kakuzu:*reading*
Hidan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You can't do this- i'm akatsuki!
A/N: Oh, i can and i will! We should go somewhere quiet *opens random metal door*
Hidan: NOOOOOOOOO *dragged away*
*door slams closed*
Everyone looks at each other.
Kisame: uhh... what do you thinks going on in there?
A/N: *strolls out with blood dripping from hands* Oh hey guys... *picks up book off shelf* mind if i borrow this? Thanks *goes back into room*
Everyone:...
Itatchi: was it just me... or was that book's title '100 ways to castrate livestock'?
Everyone: *stares at sound proof door*...
Miyamoto Rin lifted her face to the stars with a blissful smile as screams ripped through the night air around her in a morbid crescendo of pain and horror. It felt wonderful to get some fresh air on this night. It had been too long since she'd been allowed out into the field. Her grip on tightened and she gave her wrist a quick twist, tearing a bloodcurdling scream from the man on the ground next to her as his shoulder popped out from its socket and all the muscles holding it to his form shredded at her strength. Her lips curved into a smile, exposing slightly sharper-than-normal teeth that glinted dangerously in the moonlight.
'Yes,' she thought peacefully. Her eyelashes parted to expose violet eyes. 'Too long indeed…' The wind brushed her silver colored hair back over her shoulders save for a two small braids at her temples. A warm welcome just for her.
With a nonchalant movement she dropped the pathetic guys arm before leaning down to cradle his face close to her lips. "You should've never called me a weakling." She whispered softly. Quick as lightening her arms whipped to the side and a sickly crack of bones joined the noise of the night.
She straightened and focused her gaze on the valley below, not bothered in the least that a body laid devoid of life at her feet. Men were killing other men, kunai and shruiken shimmered through the air. She inhaled deeply. It was admittedly a pain to be allowed out only in times of war, but she didn't mind as long as she was able to view the stars. Her eyes traced the subtle patterns woven into the blanket of midnight blue and she stayed still for minutes on end, just watching and observing the stars, perfectly calm, perfectly calm.
"Well, well, well," a voice spoke from behind her, "What do we have here? A young child coming to watch the adults fight for shits and giggles?" Rin didn't even turn her attention from the sky until the two chakra presences were only a few paces behind her.
Still as serene as ever she turned her head to address the new comers. "I have no need to come here other than to assuage my need for nature and death." She said. Her eyes flicked to the two newcomers and their awkward appearance. They both were sporting long cloaks of black with red clouds printed on the background though one figure had his face almost entirely covered and the other was carrying a giant red scythe with multiple blades. "Are you here in an attempt to amuse me?"
The one with the massive weapon through back his head and laughed. "Did you hear that, Kakuzu? She thinks we've come here to 'amuse' her!
The other one made an annoyed noise. "Shut up, will you?"
Curiously, Rin tilted her head to the side. "You two don't seem to be the ones They are bent on attacking. I have no reason to kill you. Please leave." She turned back to look at the stars, as unworried as ever.
"HEY!" the voice of the silver haired one shouted. A prickle of annoyance pinged through her, but she pushed it away stubbornly. "You can't just ignore us like that!"
'WHOOSH!' unperturbed, Rin pivoted sideways and the scythe cut through the air a few inches from her nose. Her eyes flicked to the wielder.
"I can if I wish to," she informed him, her voice monotone even as it floated through the night like lyrics to a song. "And I believe I told You to leave."
"Or you'll do what?" he demanded. "'Make us'?" he chuckled and hefted his weapon onto a shoulder. "Not a chance little girl."
Abruptly her eyes focused with a new intensity on him, a hard glint appearing in the majestic globes. "I'm sorry, care to repeat that? I seem to have misheard you… are you suggesting that because I'm a Girl," her voice turned subtly venomous on the word, "I cannot make you?"
Kakuzu, more perceptive than his partner, tensed as he sensed her change from easy prey to a question mark. "Hidan…" He growled.
"Of course not!" Hidan scoffed, "Look at you! You're half my size! I could pick you up with one hand-" there was a sudden rush of air and Hidan blinked as Rin was abruptly inches in front of him, a kunai pressed against his jugular.
Violet eyes flashed. "And I could kill you with one hand." In the next second she was back to where she had originally stood but this time facing them properly. "It is a tedious game you play. I do not take well to those who would question my power and ability due to my outward appearance," she nudged the corpse next to her, "As many have already found out."
"You've got speed, so fucking what?" Hidan shrugged, trying not to let his displeasure show, "Whatever. A toy like that won't kill me even if you could turn my body into a fucking pin cushion before I reacted. In fact, that's actually how I prefer my body- though I really like it when I'm sharing another's pain And my own."
For a moment Rin stayed staring at them, then her eyes reverted back to the placid pools of untelling water and she faced away from them again. "You have annoyed me," she said casually. "It seems I need to find an outlet for my frustrations that is productive for Them." And then she was gone. No blur of speed like previously witnessed, she was just standing there one second and gone the next. Within seconds the screams increased tenfold as a flash of silver cut through the battle ground, blood spraying out from its pass and dead body's falling as it rushed through.
Hidan gaped. "What is she?"
Kakuzu for once didn't threaten shut him up as his eyes stayed fixed on the silver zigzagging through the mass of bloodied warriors. She wasn't killing them in swift effective motions he realized suddenly 'she's cutting vital areas and leaving them to bleed.' "I don't know." He replied absently, eyes trained on where the strange girl had now paused in the middle of the field, face tilted up to the sky, pale skin smeared and dripping with her prey's blood. "I don't know."
A/N: hope you enjoyed! I know it's not long but i'm posting the next chapter immediatly... i just found i need to give this part a little bit more suspense
Kisame: *watching carefully* Interesting...
Door slams open
Hidan: Where the hell is it?
A/N: *filing nails* i don't no what you're talking about
Hidan: Like FUCK you don't! Give it back NOW
A/N: Answer this question first; if a body part was removed from your person and sent elsewhere would you be able to feel what happened to it?
Hidan: YES. Now give. it. back!
A/N: hmm... thanks *exits room*
Hidan: WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN!