Deep under the City of Ancients:
*Aeris is alone, praying*
Aeris: ....please make Cloud mine. I hope he doesn't hate me... Maybe it's my body odor. *sniffs an armpit* Nope. Nothing there.... Anyway, godbless the plants, I mean planet and godbless that poor guy Sephiroth who is emotionally traumatized by that Ancient, Maylin. Oh yeah... Godbless us, everyone!
*suddenly, Cloud shows up, his sword in hand*
Aeris: *her eyes widen* (Maybe it was my b.o. after all...)
Cloud: (Doesn't she take a bath? Maybe if I just take a swipe at her, she'll learn....) *he raises he sword, then pauses in midair. He casually sniffed one of his pits* (Damn.... it was me all along....)
*he looks up just as a dark figure falls from the single ray of light that shines of Aeris* (Damn.... Everyone hates b.o. that badly...)
*suddenly, another robed figure appears from the shadows beside Cloud*
Maylin the Sephiroth Priestess: *looks up at the figure coming down on Aeris* 'Sup?
Sephiroth: *lands beside Aeris, but he doesn't strike her* Ack! (I thought her gone by now.... Work flying powers, work dammit!)
Maylin: *moves closer to Sephiroth* You're lucky you left when you did, but now I have to take care of some unfinished business.
Sephiroth: *moves away, then stops at the very edge of the platform* (Work dammit!) I will become one with the planet, even if it means killing you in the process. -whispers: You wanna go out to lunch when this take is over?-
Maylin: -whispers back: Yeah sure. I've got to feed the dog first.-
*Sephiroth lunges at Maylin with the sword, but she dodges to the side, the blade connecting with Aeris' midsection*
Cloud: No!!!!! *does the Cloud psycho thingie*
Maylin: *smiles and winks* How did you know I love kinky stuff like that?
Sephiroth: Ack!! *attempts his teleport spell, but as he disappears, Maylin grabs onto him, sending them both to a small cave* (Dammit!!!!!!!!) You're screwing everything up!! I wanna become one with the planet and you won't let me! *whines*
Maylin: *still clutching onto Sephiroth* You can still become one with the planet.... But first you have to become one with me. *winks*
Sephiroth: (Not again!!!!) Please, I beg of you, don't do this. You'll regret it later. *whimpers*
Maylin: Then let the regretting begin!! -whispers: Pick me up at 2.-
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*Aeris is alone, praying*
Aeris: ....please make Cloud mine. I hope he doesn't hate me... Maybe it's my body odor. *sniffs an armpit* Nope. Nothing there.... Anyway, godbless the plants, I mean planet and godbless that poor guy Sephiroth who is emotionally traumatized by that Ancient, Maylin. Oh yeah... Godbless us, everyone!
*suddenly, Cloud shows up, his sword in hand*
Aeris: *her eyes widen* (Maybe it was my b.o. after all...)
Cloud: (Doesn't she take a bath? Maybe if I just take a swipe at her, she'll learn....) *he raises he sword, then pauses in midair. He casually sniffed one of his pits* (Damn.... it was me all along....)
*he looks up just as a dark figure falls from the single ray of light that shines of Aeris* (Damn.... Everyone hates b.o. that badly...)
*suddenly, another robed figure appears from the shadows beside Cloud*
Maylin the Sephiroth Priestess: *looks up at the figure coming down on Aeris* 'Sup?
Sephiroth: *lands beside Aeris, but he doesn't strike her* Ack! (I thought her gone by now.... Work flying powers, work dammit!)
Maylin: *moves closer to Sephiroth* You're lucky you left when you did, but now I have to take care of some unfinished business.
Sephiroth: *moves away, then stops at the very edge of the platform* (Work dammit!) I will become one with the planet, even if it means killing you in the process. -whispers: You wanna go out to lunch when this take is over?-
Maylin: -whispers back: Yeah sure. I've got to feed the dog first.-
*Sephiroth lunges at Maylin with the sword, but she dodges to the side, the blade connecting with Aeris' midsection*
Cloud: No!!!!! *does the Cloud psycho thingie*
Maylin: *smiles and winks* How did you know I love kinky stuff like that?
Sephiroth: Ack!! *attempts his teleport spell, but as he disappears, Maylin grabs onto him, sending them both to a small cave* (Dammit!!!!!!!!) You're screwing everything up!! I wanna become one with the planet and you won't let me! *whines*
Maylin: *still clutching onto Sephiroth* You can still become one with the planet.... But first you have to become one with me. *winks*
Sephiroth: (Not again!!!!) Please, I beg of you, don't do this. You'll regret it later. *whimpers*
Maylin: Then let the regretting begin!! -whispers: Pick me up at 2.-
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