WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals with Auras unlocked. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.
The streets in downtown Vale were clear of people completely as smoke filled one end of the street. It was silent until the rumbling of a stampede was here. Emerging from the smoke were Teams RWBY, JNPR, SSSN, and CRDL all running like hell. Behind them was a massive herd of bulls and cows that had been let loose on them.
In the lead of the entire group was Jaune Arc. He wore his sneakers and worn jeans like usual. However instead of his hoodie and armor, he wore a black t-shirt with a beaten up skull on it with crutches acting as the crossbones and sunglasses over his eyes. He turned to the camera and shouted over the herd and everyone else.
"HI! I'M JAUNEY KNOXVILLE AND YOU'RE WATCHING JACKASS: BEACON EDITION!" Jaune shouted loudly right before the stampeding herd trampled over everyone.
(Cue "Corona" by the Minutemen)
The screen went black as the Jackass Logo appeared on the screen. Then the music went into full blast as they went to one scene in which Nora was riding an Ursa like a bullrider. She wore full cowboy clothing and held her cowboy hat in her left hand by the brim while holding the reins with her right.
The next scene cuts over to Team RWBY and SSSN running through to hallways filled with hanging tasers and cattle prods while in black and white prison clothing.
The following clip showed Pyrrha and Jaune in protective clothing dumping an entire hive of bees into a limo via the sunroof while Team CRDL is locked inside.
A new scene popped up revealing Neptune dangling over a lake with a bungie rope on. His expression is one of pure terror.
The next scene is of Weiss and Ruby falling through the ceiling into this office room filled with people dressed as robbers.
The final scene is of Jaune jumping out of dark in Team JNPR's room and pushing a toilet plunger down on the side of Ren's head.
JACKASS: BEACON EDITION
The scene cuts to Jaune in his Jackass outfit with Pyrrha next to him in a similar t-shirt and jean shorts.
J: Hi. I'm Jauney Knoxville here with my partner in crime and girlfriend, Pyrrha "Pumpkin" Nikos. Today we will be asking you readers to submit ideas for us to do since the show RWBY is kinda...Well it needs less death of main characters than that stupid film series project we are acting on. I mean come on? Four Maidens? Cinder Fall? What a joke.
P: I know. I really did not appreciate my role in that series in which I ended up dying in the last episode in Season Three for something stupid as going after Cinder Fall even though she not only beat Ozpin but Beacon was being evacuated. After all, why would my death be needed to unlock Ruby's silver eyes? Why not have them get unlocked when she witnessed Penny's accidental dismantling?
J: Well just be glad that the CGI effects were excellent and that no one has actually died in the making of the RWBY TV series. Although, honestly, the Grimm are real and so is Aura, Semblances, Hunters and Huntresses along with the White Fang. But that's aside the point. Anyway, this is our real pride and joy right here. A bunch of friends getting together to film ourselves doing stupid and dangerous stunts for your viewing pleasure.
P: That's right, Jauney. Anyway, we need you guys to send us ideas for stunts while we come up with some of our own. So send us a message in the Review section down below so we can get to work on it.
J: That's right. Now make sure you start sending us ideas and we will provide you with entertainment.