Live From Ontario

"Liiiiiive from Ontario, Canada, it's the Total Drama Aftermath Show!"

The audience cheered as the lights turned on the stage and the Aftermath hosts, Geoff and Bridgette, walked out. "What's up, guys?" Geoff said excitedly. "I'm Geoff!"

"And I'm Bridgette." Bridgette said to the cameras. "And this is the first ever Total Drama Sex Tour Aftermath Show!"

"We've got never before seen clips featuring your favorite Total Drama contestants getting it on both on and off the show!" Geoff went on.

"So, Geoff, does that mean this is a clip show?" Bridgette asked.

"No, Bridge'. It's a Clit Show!" The audience cheered even louder. "We've also got interviews with some of the girls who have already been eliminated and have joined the hosts' harems." Geoff went on.

"And don't forget the most important part of the show…" Bridgette said. "The Peanut Gallery!"

The audience cheered again for the Peanut Gallery, in which sat every Total Drama contestant both male and female that wasn't on TDST, except of course for Junior who was way too underage to be anywhere near a porn show.

Geoff and Bridgette took a seat on the couch on stage. "Today, we've got six of the girls who have been eliminated joining us today for interviews, as well as an exclusive look at what it's like inside each of the different hosts' harems." Geoff said.

"And, like we said before, we've also got exclusive, dirty, sexy clips featuring your favorite Total Drama contestants!"

"But that's not the best part, is it, Bridge'?"

"You bet it's not, Geoff. Because the audience gets to vote for what clips they get to see!"

The audience cheered even louder for that. "And there will be an extra-special vote after the show," Geoff said, "so be sure to stick around to find out what it is!"

"So, Geoff, what do you say we get this show started with our first clip vote?" Bridgette asked.

"Sure thing, Bridgette!" Geoff turned to the audience. "All right folks, here's what you do: we'll give you four options for clips you can get to see, one for each generation of Total Drama contestants. All you have to do is let us know which one you want to see by leaving a review on this fic."

"Fic? I thought this was a show."

"Oh, right. Sorry, Bridge'." Geoff said with a wink to the audience. "So, folks, here are your first options for what you get to see coming up next"

1. From TDI, watch what went on inside Leshawna's special trailer before it got blown up

2. From TDROTI, watch Brick and Jo have a special little "contest" with each other

3. From TDPI, watch Sugar take Leonard's virginity

4. From TDPRR, watch Emma and Noah's never-before-seen sex tape

"The choice is yours, folks!" Geoff said. "So, stay tuned!"

Voting for the first clip will end on Saturday the 1st