In guitar class we had this weird discussion about combining movies and
making one really random story so here is mine it is Wizard of Oz meets
Lord of the Rings meets Harry Potter meets Lizzie McGuire.
Dorothy's Strange Encounters
Chapter one
Who are you people?
Dorothy was sitting in her room smelling her socks and saying, "There's no place like home." When suddenly a tornado hit the house shaking the room. When the room stopped shaking there was a blond girl talking to herself and checking herself out in the mirror. When she saw Dorothy she shouted at her "Get out of my room." When suddenly four short men fell (hobbits) through the roof and squashed her.
Then a bunch of small people carrying lollipops came in through the wall and started singing ding-dong the witch is dead. Then Legolas walked in through the hole in the wall and shot at the singing little people with arrows and shouted, "Oh will you please stop singing". Then he ran over to the hobbits and pushed them off of Lizzie. She responded with, "Finally." But stopped suddenly when she looked into Legolases eyes and said,"Will you marry me?" He responded by stroking her hair. She looked deeply into his eyes dreamily when suddenly he chopped off her hair and pulled off his wig and taped her hair to his head. Lizzie began to cry while Legolas just stood there modestly and said, "Yeah, I know how you feel it must be horrible to know you have lost your chance with this." He says before ripping off his shirt exposing a six-pack. He then begins to swing it around (as the take your shirt off and swing it around your head song plays).
Legolases gloating is halted when he notices Wendy sitting on her bed smelling her socks (as the hot stuff song plays). Legolas walks over to Dorothy and starts posing like a model. Dorothy rolls he eyes and says, "sick him Toto". Then on cue a small dog jumps out of the sock and starts humping Legolases leg before peeing on him. Suddenly Gordo walks in the door followed by Gollum who is clinging to his leg like a three year old and stroking it while saying, "my precious" and paranoidly looking at everyone in the room. If you thought the random parading in of people was over you were wrong because a minute later there was a loud noise made as Hagrid pulled off the wall. Dorothy looked annoyedly at Hagrid before saying, "Why did you tear the wall off there was already a whole in it big enough for even you to fit through." Hagrid looked confusedly at the wall he was holding for a minute and then shrugged his shoulders before using the wall as a hula-hoop while singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
I think I will leave it there but I still have quite a few people left to introduce so please review and tell me whether or not you think I should continue. Btw I know this story is a little weirder then the rest of my stories but I just felt like writing something really random. So I hope you liked it and don't forget to review.
Dorothy's Strange Encounters
Chapter one
Who are you people?
Dorothy was sitting in her room smelling her socks and saying, "There's no place like home." When suddenly a tornado hit the house shaking the room. When the room stopped shaking there was a blond girl talking to herself and checking herself out in the mirror. When she saw Dorothy she shouted at her "Get out of my room." When suddenly four short men fell (hobbits) through the roof and squashed her.
Then a bunch of small people carrying lollipops came in through the wall and started singing ding-dong the witch is dead. Then Legolas walked in through the hole in the wall and shot at the singing little people with arrows and shouted, "Oh will you please stop singing". Then he ran over to the hobbits and pushed them off of Lizzie. She responded with, "Finally." But stopped suddenly when she looked into Legolases eyes and said,"Will you marry me?" He responded by stroking her hair. She looked deeply into his eyes dreamily when suddenly he chopped off her hair and pulled off his wig and taped her hair to his head. Lizzie began to cry while Legolas just stood there modestly and said, "Yeah, I know how you feel it must be horrible to know you have lost your chance with this." He says before ripping off his shirt exposing a six-pack. He then begins to swing it around (as the take your shirt off and swing it around your head song plays).
Legolases gloating is halted when he notices Wendy sitting on her bed smelling her socks (as the hot stuff song plays). Legolas walks over to Dorothy and starts posing like a model. Dorothy rolls he eyes and says, "sick him Toto". Then on cue a small dog jumps out of the sock and starts humping Legolases leg before peeing on him. Suddenly Gordo walks in the door followed by Gollum who is clinging to his leg like a three year old and stroking it while saying, "my precious" and paranoidly looking at everyone in the room. If you thought the random parading in of people was over you were wrong because a minute later there was a loud noise made as Hagrid pulled off the wall. Dorothy looked annoyedly at Hagrid before saying, "Why did you tear the wall off there was already a whole in it big enough for even you to fit through." Hagrid looked confusedly at the wall he was holding for a minute and then shrugged his shoulders before using the wall as a hula-hoop while singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
I think I will leave it there but I still have quite a few people left to introduce so please review and tell me whether or not you think I should continue. Btw I know this story is a little weirder then the rest of my stories but I just felt like writing something really random. So I hope you liked it and don't forget to review.