Total Drama Vae-staz Island

Chris McLean smiled as he looked at the camera, walking on the dock of a new, quite large island. "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and viewers who for some reason aren't one of those two! To our newest season of Total Drama! Or at least, the announcement of it! Taking place at Vae-staz Island, a nice, new, and not-mechanical island!" He gave a small chuckle. "We've got a new set of twenty, yes, TWENTY new competitors, ready to battle it out for the prize of a million dollars! Here, they'll be stuck surviving some of the most ridiculous, the most grueling, the most bizarre, and the most pain-staking challenges yet!" The camera flashed to a catapult at the top of a hill, to a crate filled with guns and ammo, then to a hang glider, then back to Chris. "But most difficult of all, is of course, surviving each other!"

Flashing on the screen now was a somewhat tall teen with spiky black hair, with one spike behind each ear being longer than all the rest. He wore a suit jacket, a green shirt, and a purple scarf. He was behind a tree, listening to two competitors talk, though they couldn't be seen.

-SHERWOOD: THE STANDALONE GUY-

"I've got this bloody competition in the bag. The moment I'd stepped onto the dock, I'd already won."

Next, the screen shifted to a very pale girl with shoulder length straight black hair, and a raven-shaped bow in it. She had an eyepatch as well, along with a white hoodie, and blue jeans.

-KATRINA: THE ARROGANT BRAINIAC-

"Are you some kind of stupid, boy? I have an IQ of 187, I think I know what's best for this team."

A young bald boy appeared on the screen next. With green winter jacket and a comfy and easy to wear pair of pink shorts, he was shown lying on the ground, a tree branch on top of him.

-ISAAC: THE ACCIDENT PRONE-

"Don't worry guys, trust me! I know what I'm do- GAAAAH!"

Next on the screen was a VERY pretty looking blonde girl, who had the chin of a boy in a purple robe and turban in her hand. She had a hot pink sleeveless T-shirt and deep purple yoga pants.

-TARA: THE SHAMELESS FLIRT-

"Athletics? Who does he think he's kidding? All you need to get through this game is sheer charisma."

The camera shifted to a somewhat muscular black boy with a red and white hoodie, on each sleeve, a fist holding a dagger. He had a purple tosslecap and some black sweatpants as well. He tossed a basketball into the net behind him perfectly, not needing to turn around, despite being quite far away from it.

-STAN: THE BOSTONIAN ATHLETE-

"Look, just because this is a competition don't mean we can't have no fun. Come on, man, this doesn't gotta be so serious."

A redheaded girl with an orange sweater and a grey skirt appeared next. Like Katrina, she had her nose in a book and a very bored look on her face.

-HAILEY: THE GENRE SAVVY-

"This is going to be used for my promo quote."

A very very skinny man in a fedora showed up on screen next, small bits of his red hair could be seen behind his ears. Wearing slacks and a button up shirt, he was behind the confessional outhouse.

-DIMITRI: THE SNAKE-

"Really, now? Don't want to play nice? If I were you, I'd keep in mind, that outhouse there isn't as private as you THINK it is, missy."

A smaller girl with a rabbit plushie in her arms followed behind Stan. She had short, brown hair and a lavender dress, along with a red headband.

-ALICIA: THE FOLLOWER-

"My bro's always made good decisions, and led me in the right direction. I didn't have a reason not to follow…"

After her came a rather large guy, holding shuffling a deck of Wizardy: The Herding cards. He smirked as he looked at the short and blonde haired girl in front of him, with his curly afro and plain white T-shirt, and pair of jeans with dirt on the knees.

-DAVID: THE CARD GAME ENTHUSIAST-

"She's won Poker tournaments, I've won Wizardy tournaments. Let's see who's better at THIS game, then."

A white haired girl appeared on screen this time, hiding behind Stan, who was being threatened by Dimtri. Her blue-and white dress was also caught on a branch.

-LILY: THE COWARD-

"I-I'd much rather leave the leading of the challenge to someone else…I-I can't stand the thought of….n-never mind!"

The previously mentioned robe and turban wearing boy appeared on screen, his hands on his head as he looked at a crystal ball.

-SIMON: THE FALSE PROPHET-

"All I see in my future…is VICTORY!"

Next, an orange haired girl showed up, sporting a mohawk, blue jeans, and a red shirt. She was sneaking up behind David, while wearing Dimitri's fedora, Hailey's glasses, and a dark-orange cape.

-SHEILA: THE KLEPTOMANIAC-

"Wait, taking his air-tank WASN'T the challenge?!"

Sheila…oddly remained on screen, albeit in a different scene. One in which she was being chased by tall boy with sandy blonde hair, and a camo visor. And a camo jacket. And pants.

-AUSTIN: THE HUNTER-

"Bullets come out of the slim end, buddy."

After Austin was shown, the camera shifted over to a girl following next to a tall black man with a bowler hat, sunglasses, and a very VERY large and fancy fur coat. The girl herself had a pink ponytail, and wore a floral print sleeveless, shoulderless T-shirt, and white short shorts. She had a baseball bat held over her shoulder.

-MATHILDA: THE MUTE-

"…"

Next, the scene cut to…the very man she stood next to. He was getting ready to deliver a swift punch to Austin, though it cut away just before the punch was delivered.

-DAQUAN: THE BARON-

"Aw [censored] naw. You think you can walk up here and say that to my face? You 'bout to get slapped!"

Switching from the Baron, we cut to the girl who was playing cards with David. Though in this scene, she was playing cards with Dimitri, Katrina, Isaac, and Tara instead. Her short blonde hair was styled in a bob, and she wore a light blue long sleeve shirt, as well as some black corduroys. She pushed all of her chips into the pot.

-TORI: THE GAMBLER-

"You think you got what it takes to take on the queen? Well here's your chance, Mr. Fancypants!"

After her, the screen shows a scrawny looking Hispanic boy, with messy brown hair and a blue polo shirt, as well as green khakis. …and a long, dark orange cape. He had one arm raised, and the other on his chest, seeming to be shouting something.

-AVERY: THE DRAMA CLUB REJECT-

"Wilt thoust provoke me? Well then, HAVE AT THEE!"

Jumping away from Avery, the camera looks to a brown haired tanned girl in a blue and white poofy dress. She seemed to be observing Tori, Sherwood, David, and Tara pulling a treasure chest out of the water. She had a small, smug smirk on her face.

-RACHEL: THE HAUGHTY HEIRESS-

"I think you would do wise to watch your tongue, you card-obsessed git. You're lucky for me to have even thought about gracing you with my presence."

The camera snapped to a blonde-haired boy writing in a book. He had a bright red shirt and blue jeans, and seemed to be working very hard.

-IAN: THE FANFIC WRITER-

"I can't believe I'm on Total Drama! Woah! Hey, do you mind if I touch your hair spikes? Oh hey, it's Chef! Woah, look at that!"

And finally, the camera found itself on a brown haired girl with a blue jacket, a white shirt, and white khakis. She was conversing with Stan and Alicia, before turning and walking away.

-DIANA: THE DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE AGENT-

"You might think to yourself, 'couldn't this blow up in your face?' 'Couldn't your reputation with your team be ruined?' Why, yes. Yes it could. But this IS a game about risk."

Finally, we go back to Chris, who looked at the camera with a wide grin. "And there we are. This could be our most competitive cast yet! Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to this season to find out! Right here on TOTAL. DRAMA. VAE-STAZ ISLAND!"

A/N: …wow. I've been putting this off for quite a long while. But finally, here it is. My first Total Drama fic, and a season I've been planning for a little over two years now! Crazy I never got to it before, right? Well, I'm not going to lie, I don't know much of what to say here, other than I DO hope you tune in. This is only the trailer, of course, episode one will be A LOT longer, aheh.

And by the way, you did read that right. I've been planning this season for TWO YEARS. That's quite a damn long time. Will my own writing live up to my expectations? …eh, probably not. But I look forward to seeing how this goes, and what you lot think of it.

-Lady Vira