*A woman dressed in black is seen, sitting at a computer and typing what looks to be a story of some sort. She looks up and puts her hands in front of her pierced face in surprise.*
Woman: No! Not me!! Dammit, go back to the story!! Ack!!!!
In Nibel Mountains:
*Sephiroth, Zack, a pair of soldiers, and a certain tour guide are in the Mako factory. At least Sephiroth is, with a young Tifa following inconspicuously. Sephiroth enters one of the main chambers and peers inside one of the canisters*
Sephiroth: What....? (This can't be....) *moves away from it just as it opens. Maylin steps out and eyes Sephiroth with an "Oh baby" look*
Maylin the Sephiroth Priestess: Missed me? *winks* (I love meeting like this.)
Sephiroth: ACK!!! *turns and leaves, trampling over little Tifa in the process*
Tifa: Ow.
Maylin: Don't leave! I just need to ask you something!!! *runs after him, also trampling over Tifa*
Tifa: Ow. (Where's my stunt double when I need her?)
*Maylin chases Sephiroth down the mountain pass then entering Nibelheim. Sephiroth flees into the mansion and locks himself in the library.*
Sephiroth: Why does she keep ruining the script? I may as well catch up with some reading since
I'll be here for a while... *picks up a random book and flips through a few pages*
Maylin from behind the locked door: You can't stay in there forever!! One way or another, I'm gonna find ya. I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha..... Aw phooey!!! *her footsteps fade away*
Sephiroth: Heh... I could kill her, but she's just so cute in a freaky way.
*Meanwhile, Maylin's now out of the mansion, but doesn't find anyone interesting to talk with*
Maylin: I'm gonna wait right here until he comes out like a pyrophobic on a bad trip. *sits ontop of
the well and rests her chin in her hands and waits.... and waits........ She winds up dozing off for a few hours from a massive boredom attack*
Sephiroth: *steps out of the mansion with a gleam in his eye, as though it wasn't there before. He sees Maylin asleep on the well* Well, my pretty. I'm going to scare you and that little Clod, too...
*without another action, the entire town spontaneously erupts into flames, which wakes Maylin up from her beauty slumber*
Maylin: *turns to see Sephiroth in the flames* Naughty, naughty little pyrophobic! *tries to maneuver through the flames, but becomes unsucessful* Dammit! I only wanna be with you!
Sephiroth: *smirks and turns* Sure, that'll happen. Only if I become insane and want to destroy the pla.... Uh, wrong line... Damn.... *leaves through the flames*
Cloud: Damn you! Why'd you make him do that? Now my town's all burnt up and stuff and I don't know where to go....
Maylin: *rolls her eyes* Just shut up and let's get out of here before we have ourselves a roast.
(end)
Woman: No! Not me!! Dammit, go back to the story!! Ack!!!!
In Nibel Mountains:
*Sephiroth, Zack, a pair of soldiers, and a certain tour guide are in the Mako factory. At least Sephiroth is, with a young Tifa following inconspicuously. Sephiroth enters one of the main chambers and peers inside one of the canisters*
Sephiroth: What....? (This can't be....) *moves away from it just as it opens. Maylin steps out and eyes Sephiroth with an "Oh baby" look*
Maylin the Sephiroth Priestess: Missed me? *winks* (I love meeting like this.)
Sephiroth: ACK!!! *turns and leaves, trampling over little Tifa in the process*
Tifa: Ow.
Maylin: Don't leave! I just need to ask you something!!! *runs after him, also trampling over Tifa*
Tifa: Ow. (Where's my stunt double when I need her?)
*Maylin chases Sephiroth down the mountain pass then entering Nibelheim. Sephiroth flees into the mansion and locks himself in the library.*
Sephiroth: Why does she keep ruining the script? I may as well catch up with some reading since
I'll be here for a while... *picks up a random book and flips through a few pages*
Maylin from behind the locked door: You can't stay in there forever!! One way or another, I'm gonna find ya. I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha..... Aw phooey!!! *her footsteps fade away*
Sephiroth: Heh... I could kill her, but she's just so cute in a freaky way.
*Meanwhile, Maylin's now out of the mansion, but doesn't find anyone interesting to talk with*
Maylin: I'm gonna wait right here until he comes out like a pyrophobic on a bad trip. *sits ontop of
the well and rests her chin in her hands and waits.... and waits........ She winds up dozing off for a few hours from a massive boredom attack*
Sephiroth: *steps out of the mansion with a gleam in his eye, as though it wasn't there before. He sees Maylin asleep on the well* Well, my pretty. I'm going to scare you and that little Clod, too...
*without another action, the entire town spontaneously erupts into flames, which wakes Maylin up from her beauty slumber*
Maylin: *turns to see Sephiroth in the flames* Naughty, naughty little pyrophobic! *tries to maneuver through the flames, but becomes unsucessful* Dammit! I only wanna be with you!
Sephiroth: *smirks and turns* Sure, that'll happen. Only if I become insane and want to destroy the pla.... Uh, wrong line... Damn.... *leaves through the flames*
Cloud: Damn you! Why'd you make him do that? Now my town's all burnt up and stuff and I don't know where to go....
Maylin: *rolls her eyes* Just shut up and let's get out of here before we have ourselves a roast.
(end)