In the cafe at Wutai:
*Rude, Reno, and Elena are sitting at a table*
Elena: Have you seen Tseng? I'm getting a little worried about him.
Reno: Why? Is it because you wanna smother him the first chance you get? *smirks* Elena and
Tseng, sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S...
Elena: *whines* Reno! Stop pickin on me! *turns to Rude* Hey, tell him to stop!
Rude: ....... (Why do I work with these idiots?)
Elena: *pouts and looks back to Reno* If you do that one more time, I swear....
Reno: What are ya goin to do? *grins* You're just a little girl bitten by a love bug.
Elena: ARRRRG!!! *pounces Reno and punches his stomach constantly*
Reno: Heh heh... Ouch! You're just jealous you can't have him. Ouch!!
A voice from the entrance: Can't have who?
*All three Turks look up to see Tseng. Elena stands up quickly with a huge smile on her face*
Elena: Oh, it's no one important, really. So what brings you here?
Reno: Important my a... *Elena nudges him quiet*
Tseng: Well, it seems as though I was trailed here. *glances at the door* They should be arriving here any moment, so I would like for you to take care of them.
Reno: *stands up and straightens his suit* I thought you said we were on vacation!!
Tseng: Well, if you still want your vacation, then take care of the problem.
*Suddenly, Rude stands up and approaches the three, towering them all with his massive height.
Each of them simply stare up at him, wondering what he's going to say.*
Rude: *stares at Tseng for a few moments* ....No.
Tseng: *blinks* What did you just say?
Rude: I said no. If you have a problem with that, then we can take this outside.
Tseng: You can't order me around. I'm your boss!
Rude: *grabs Tseng by his shirt collar and pulls him outside*
Elena: *follows them outside* Rude! How... how.... How rude!!! Don't hurt 'em cuz I....
Reno: Cuz you're in love with the man! *laughs*
Elena: Dammit!! *pounces Reno again and repeatedly strikes him in the face*
*While the two pairs fight, Cloud and the others find their way in town and stop to watch the spectacle. Yuffie finds herself mesmerized by Rude.*
Yuffie: Isn't he somethin? *sighs*
Cid: *chuckles* These four are @#&#$ halarious!!! Let's join in!
Cloud: I don't think we....
*Yuffie jumps in, pounding Tseng and eyeing Rude with puppie dog eyes*
*After a few but long minutes, Tseng and Reno lie in a bloody mess*
Yuffie: *latches onto Rude's arm* So... You come here often?
Rude: ..... *tries to shake her off but she's stuck to him like glue*
Yuffie: Well, you're just in luck! I'm single, so you must be single! Hey! I think I steal you for a
boyfriend! How does that sound?
Rude: ...... (Oh jeez.... Why me?)
Yuffie: I sure love them silent types! C'mon! I'll take ya to my dad. He'll be all proud of me.... blah blah blah........ *drags Rude away*
Elena: *is kneeling down beside Tseng* Are ya okay, honey? I'll make sure you're all better.
Tseng: Honey? Wha.....?
Elena: Don't worry. I'll take you to the inn so we can have some quality time together.
Tseng: Quality time??? *is dragged away*
*Cloud and the others surround the remaining Turk, who is barely conscious*
Cid: Can we keep 'em Cloud? I've always wanted to have a pet Turk.
Reno: *whispers* Mommy? I don't wanna go to school....
(end)
*Rude, Reno, and Elena are sitting at a table*
Elena: Have you seen Tseng? I'm getting a little worried about him.
Reno: Why? Is it because you wanna smother him the first chance you get? *smirks* Elena and
Tseng, sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S...
Elena: *whines* Reno! Stop pickin on me! *turns to Rude* Hey, tell him to stop!
Rude: ....... (Why do I work with these idiots?)
Elena: *pouts and looks back to Reno* If you do that one more time, I swear....
Reno: What are ya goin to do? *grins* You're just a little girl bitten by a love bug.
Elena: ARRRRG!!! *pounces Reno and punches his stomach constantly*
Reno: Heh heh... Ouch! You're just jealous you can't have him. Ouch!!
A voice from the entrance: Can't have who?
*All three Turks look up to see Tseng. Elena stands up quickly with a huge smile on her face*
Elena: Oh, it's no one important, really. So what brings you here?
Reno: Important my a... *Elena nudges him quiet*
Tseng: Well, it seems as though I was trailed here. *glances at the door* They should be arriving here any moment, so I would like for you to take care of them.
Reno: *stands up and straightens his suit* I thought you said we were on vacation!!
Tseng: Well, if you still want your vacation, then take care of the problem.
*Suddenly, Rude stands up and approaches the three, towering them all with his massive height.
Each of them simply stare up at him, wondering what he's going to say.*
Rude: *stares at Tseng for a few moments* ....No.
Tseng: *blinks* What did you just say?
Rude: I said no. If you have a problem with that, then we can take this outside.
Tseng: You can't order me around. I'm your boss!
Rude: *grabs Tseng by his shirt collar and pulls him outside*
Elena: *follows them outside* Rude! How... how.... How rude!!! Don't hurt 'em cuz I....
Reno: Cuz you're in love with the man! *laughs*
Elena: Dammit!! *pounces Reno again and repeatedly strikes him in the face*
*While the two pairs fight, Cloud and the others find their way in town and stop to watch the spectacle. Yuffie finds herself mesmerized by Rude.*
Yuffie: Isn't he somethin? *sighs*
Cid: *chuckles* These four are @#&#$ halarious!!! Let's join in!
Cloud: I don't think we....
*Yuffie jumps in, pounding Tseng and eyeing Rude with puppie dog eyes*
*After a few but long minutes, Tseng and Reno lie in a bloody mess*
Yuffie: *latches onto Rude's arm* So... You come here often?
Rude: ..... *tries to shake her off but she's stuck to him like glue*
Yuffie: Well, you're just in luck! I'm single, so you must be single! Hey! I think I steal you for a
boyfriend! How does that sound?
Rude: ...... (Oh jeez.... Why me?)
Yuffie: I sure love them silent types! C'mon! I'll take ya to my dad. He'll be all proud of me.... blah blah blah........ *drags Rude away*
Elena: *is kneeling down beside Tseng* Are ya okay, honey? I'll make sure you're all better.
Tseng: Honey? Wha.....?
Elena: Don't worry. I'll take you to the inn so we can have some quality time together.
Tseng: Quality time??? *is dragged away*
*Cloud and the others surround the remaining Turk, who is barely conscious*
Cid: Can we keep 'em Cloud? I've always wanted to have a pet Turk.
Reno: *whispers* Mommy? I don't wanna go to school....
(end)