"Carter! Are you listening?"
"Yes, sir." Sam annoying stabbed at her food.
"I mean, damn, and those arms! They're so buff. He's so muscular and hot. Did I mention he's HOT?"
"Thank you, O'Neill."
"Not you! Get out of the way Teal'c!" Jack leaned back to look around the Jaffa. He smiled when the man he had been drooling over returned to his line of vision. The man in question was Daniel Jackson, who had stopped to talk to a woman in the archaeology department.
"He's an angel." Jack suddenly fell to the floor as he leaned too far back in his chair. He quickly stood up, ignoring the stares. "I'm going to do it."
"Do what, sir?"
"I'm going to ask Daniel Jackson out on a date!"
Teal'c picked up the abandoned chair off he floor and sat across Sam.
"Is O'Neill not aware he and DanielJackson exchanged marriage vows five years ago?"