Once upon a time, a man died. His name was Bob. He got into a really bad car accident. He broke his neck. The medics didn't get there in time. He started to go into the light, but went back when he realized that he left the stove on. Then he started to go back into the light, but realized that he needed to pay his bills so he went back again.
Then he realized he was in a hospital bed. It turns out he was in a coma the entire time. He wanted to die dramatically so he started writing a dramatic script.
Then he realized that he was in a crashed car that somehow was still driving. He realized that he was driving around his house. He was actually on a race course with his house in the middle. He parked the car by his house sense it was missing five wheels.
"Wait a minute," He thought, "how can this car have ten wheels?" He went to go talk to the engineer. It turns out that he was taking it for a test drive and the model crashed a lot.
Then the engineer told him that he was aunt so he went to visit his sister. It turns out that he did have a niece, but his niece was Medusa. His sister was actually a snake.
"Did you know I'm an aunt?" he asked
"NO YOU'RE AN UNCLE!" she said.
He decided to go back to his house. He walked into his house to find a bunch of rodents. They dog piled him.
Once he ate his way out he found himself in a hospital bed again. He had dosed off while writing his script. He was trying to think of his last words. For some reason he wrote "Burry me in peanut butter!"
The medics came in the room and put his neck back into place. Once they did he tried talking to them, but all he could say was burry me in peanut butter.
"Are you alright sir?" the medics asked.
"Burry me in peanut butter.
"Can you say something else besides that."
"Burry me in peanut butter."
"Can you write it down?"
He tried, but all he could write was burry me in jelly. He looked at his script. All it said was burry me in jelly burry me in jelly burry me in jelly burry me in jelly.
"Burry me in bread!" well that's new, he thought.
It turns out that he had a messed up tongue. Then he woke up in bed with his kid jumping on him. Then he broke his neck. That's when the real story began…