Hmm, I don't guarantee that this would be as good as Ruki's version. Well, I'm still an amateur at this. Hope this won't hurt your head and eyes while reading!
By the way, any mistakes, comments, please be honest. (: Most appreciated.
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn! It belongs to Amano Akira. I just own the OC Lin. Ruki owns herself. No doubts.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lin and a boy named Ru-… Correction, there was a girl named Lin and a GIRL named Ruki.
"Wasn't that test so HARD, Ruki?" I asked, walking over to Ruki, who was sitting at her desk.
"Yes. Yes it was hard!" Ruki exclaimed.
"That's what she said." I pointed at her, with a wide grin on my face.
"I think I flunked that tes- HEY WHAT'D YOU MAKE ME SAY JUST NOW!"
"Oh nothing..."
"Bleh. Now, it's time for the anime and manga marathons!" Ruki pumped a fist into the air.
"And I'll be going to my dramas," I mused. "Today's the day where I get to see the cute, handsome, sexeh Jerry Yan!"
"...Wanna go eat pho first? Ruki asked. I blinked and thought for a moment. Eh, my dramas can be left later of the day. I'm hungry so pho it is!
"HELL YEAH!" The two ran out of the school a few seconds after the bell rang, signaling the weekend.
"Oh em gee, Pho is like," Ruki began.
"THE BEST SHIZZ YOU CAN EVER HAB!" I finished it off.
"It always cheers me up!" Ruki laughed.
"I thought your otaku-habits did..."
"… Whatever….."
"Yeah…"
"Uh…"
"…"
"Pho…?"
"HELL YEAH!"
"We need experimental people to test this on…"
"You have gotta be shittin' me."
"Oh come on!"
"You're retarded."
"And you're still here."
"… Shut up."
"OH LOOK! TWO GIRLS! LET'S TRY THIS BABY OUT!"
"HEY!-"
BOOM!
"-Dumbass."
"The tater-tots just happened!" Ruki exclaimed.
"Uh… Walking. Pho. Boom. Smoke. Here," I sputtered random words, unable to make up a sentence. As for Ruki... she just sweat dropped, staring at me like I'm a total idiot.
"WHERE ARE WE! I WANT MY JUN JIE!" I ran around in circles.
"The fudgesicles? We're definitely not where we were earlier…"
"Captain-obvious!"
"… This street looks familiar though…"
"You don't live on this street."
"No shit Sherlock."
"… NAMIMORI!"
"Huh..?" I looked at Ruki, dumbfounded.
"Remember that manga I told you about! I made you read some of it too! THE ITALIAN ONEZZZZZ!"
"Uh… Yeaah…" Oh gawd, don't tell me she's gonna start spazzing about that manga.
"Well… This street looks like the ones in the manga."
"You need to lay off that stuff…," I muttered. Ruki smacked my arm. "Ow!"
"IT IS MY SANCTUARY! MY OTAKU WORLD!"
"You're scaring me…," I said. .. Scaring me to the point that I wanna go hug my teddybear.
"… Go back to your god damned dramas."
"YOU WATCH THEM TOO!"
"SHADDUP!"
"Damn loud people," Gokudera muttered, walking down the street beside his companions.
"I haven't seen them around before," Tsuna commented.
"Did they just move in then?" Yamamoto said with a grin. He walked over to the two arguing in the middle of the street.
"BUT IT'S JUN JIE!"
"SO WHAAA! IT'S NOT LIKE HE-"
"Hello! Are you two new around here?" Yamamoto asked. The two girls paused and looked at him. I just blinked while Ruki gapes.
"Bishie?" I asked. Yamamoto smiled dumbly.
"Bishie," Ruki confirmed. "And a char of the ani-…"
"And - you're mentally retarded." I just said what she was about to say.
"I can tell," Gokudera said, walking over.
Hmm, he looks fine, but scary. I thought as he walked over.
"So... Are you two new around here?" Tsuna asked. Ruki glanced and me, who shrugged in response. Ruki shook her head. "Are you visiting? Or have you lived here and I have never noticed you-... I'll just shut my mouth now."
"Uh...," Ruki glanced at me again who shrugged. Ruki frowned. "Actually... We have no cooking clue where we are..." Tsuna looked at Ruki confused. Cooking?
"And I wanna go eat pho! I'm HUNGRY!" I interrupted them as my stomach was growling. Gosh, that's kinda...embarrassing. I thought as I stood there, listening.
"Uh huh...anyways, some random unbelievable, far-fetched stuff happened, and here we are. Mind telling us where we are?"
"I'll assume you idiots are lost," Gokudera muttered. Ruki shrugged. "You're in Namimori."
Ruki blinked. I blinked. Tsuna tilted his head to the side. Yamamoto grinned. Gokudera frowned.
" Namimori?" I asked, confused.
"Remember? Italian. Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn! ..." Ruki just spouted random words at me.
I titled my head to the side, dumbfounded. "That doesn't really help." Ruki frowned.
"Bleh. Anyways...Lin, I don't think we're anywhere near home now...," Ruki said. I blinked again.
"And you know that how...?"
"Let's just say... Otaku-instincts."
"Riiight... I'll just leave it like that. Who told you to be 'Rukiyo the otaku'..?"
"Err...buddha?"
"Ah… I'm Tsuna, this is Gokudera and that's Yamamoto," Tsuna said. "And you two are…?"
"I AM LIN! THE FOB!"
"AND I ISH RUKI! THE OTAKU!"
"AND TOGETHER!"
"WE ARE!"
"FOBOTAKU!" The two chimed together. The three boys sweat dropped. Yeaah… Ruki fell down and sat on her bum, groaning.
"Whattan idiot. Clumsy-much?" I stared at Ruki, who sat on the ground.
"God damn it. What the hell are we supposed to do now?"
"For...?" I asked.
"In. World. Otaku. Italian. Manga. Anime."
"Ah.. I have no idea."
"The frig? Was that some kind of code?" Gokudera asked. I saw Ruki stuck her tongue out at him, but I didn't really care.
"Can't find the right words. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going to my mentally blank state."
"In other words," I said. "Daydreaming." Yeh, daydreaming 'bout something stupid. I thought.
"Ahaha!" Yamamoto laughed. "You two are funny."
Suddenly, there was a gloomy atmosphere. Everyone glanced at Ruki.
"Oh no...gloomy time." I stated. "Soon, she'll cry... Just watch her."
"I don't even know if I'm supposed to be overwhelmed with joy or sad..." She raised her head and she had tears in her eyes and a crooked smile.
"That's just freaky," Gokudera said, grimacing and jumping back.
"Deal with it. I ish a crybaby anyways."
"You always were one," I muttered.
"So you two are currently… How to put it… Homeless?" Tsuna asked.
"More or less," Ruki sniffed. Crybaby much?
"Oh gawd. We're not hobos now, are we?" I stared at Ruki.
"Then stay at our house." Everyone looked in surprise at the new voice. Reborn stood on top of Tsuna's head. I looked unsure.
"Since when do babies make offers like that…?" I asked. Ruki sweat dropped.
"I think I might have come up with a conclusion of why the hell we're here," Ruki suddenly told me. Everyone looked at her. "Bleh."
"Discuss it at the house," Reborn said.
"You're letting them into Juudaime's household!" Gokudera exclaimed.
"Juu… wha?" I asked, confused. "Does that mean boss or something?"
Ruki sighed.
"OK," Ruki sat beside me on the floor along with the boys. It was really awkward walking into their house. Their mom looked at them strangely and the girls swore they saw her wink. "Like I said earlier, it's probably unbelievable and far-fetched, but it's all I can patch up with the current 'wtf' situation." Everyone nodded.
"You can tell the story, so go on..." I said.
"So we were going to go eat pho…"
"Pho?" Tsuna asked confused. One glare from Ruki shut him up. Gokudera snarled at her. I giggled.
"Anyways… We suddenly got shot by a whatchamacallit-bastard-people-probably…" Everyone looked at her strangely. "And we ended up in an anime/manga world. Your world. This world is actually a series called 'Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn' and it's quite popular."
"At times like these, I really think you should lay off the manga…," I muttered. Ruki smacked me on the head. "Ow! You're not mah MOTHER!"
"Shaddup Linny! You read part of it too!"
"You expect us to believe that?" Gokudera growled. Ruki frowned.
"Weren't you listening? I said it sounded far-fetched and unbelievable," She grumbled. "I probably know a lot of stuff that you wouldn't think I know…"
"Tch, as if," Gokudera muttered.
Oh gawd.. please don't be the part where they have to they do, I'll cover my ears. Oh, smart idea, myself!
"Try asking a question," Ruki stated with a scowl.
"This might not be good." I muttered.
"Then how about…," Reborn said thoughtfully. "Who's Tsuna's dream girl?"
"REBORN!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"Sasagawa Kyoko," Ruki said easily. Cricket. Cricket. "It's obvious too."
Ughh, this is getting boring. Drama's are definitely better than listening to this. Ah, whose that boy blushing? Sawada .. something. Oh, starts with a 'T' if I recall... I thought for a moment, trying to remember his name. OH YEAH! Sawada Tsunayoshi. He's pretty cute when he blushes.
"Ah…," Tsuna blushed in embarrassment.
"Oh and you also have a girl named Miura Haru that wants to marry you," She added.
My oh my, he sure sounds popular at school. I thought as Ruki was answering stuffs.
"She goes to Midori Middle School… She initially adored Reborn, but then Tsuna rescued her… Tsuna's totally useless without the dying will bullet."
"That's correct," Reborn said.
"Stalker," Gokudera muttered.
"Ruki, you're being scary…," I said. Ruki stuck her tongue at her friend.
"You'd be like this if I were quizzing you on dramas!"
"DAMN STRAIGHT!"
"I officially have no life though," Ruki laughed.
"So true. You pretty much DON'T have a life... If you keep on with these otaku things." I told her, adding some gestures into what I said.
She paused. "Hey… Even if this is an anime world, aren't we technically halfway across the earth?"
"… Now that I think about it…"
"Holy shit."
"Yeah…" Ruki paused momentarily. "There's a lot more stuff I know, but I think I'd better keep quiet 'cause then it'd just ruin everything. Reborn probably knows it all though."
"Tch, liar," Gokudera said. Ruki leaned over and whispered into Reborn's ears.
I sat there quietly.. This is starting to get even boring. When can I go home, GAHH!
"You didn't have to hit me," Ruki pouted.
Tch, it's what she gets.. a bump on her head. Just when I was yawning...
"You will attend the same school as them as well."
"Ehhh?" I asked. "Well. We're going to go through hell tomorrow," I muttered. Ruki grunted in response.
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