I Am the Walrus

by IgnusVulpe

Alright- so we've all been wondering, do Phineaas and Ferb actually climb up the Eiffel tower? They've had chances to- like in Summer Belongs to You. And- I Am the Walrus- just had to get it out of my head.

Yup so,

I don't own Phineas and Ferb

I don't own the Beatles

I don't own 'I Am the Walrus'

I don't own Lawrence or Candace

Or Linda or the baby

And I don't own any LSD.

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"I am the eggman! Woo..."

Lawrence started singing as he was driving Candace, Phineas and Ferb to the hospital to visit Linda and her new baby.

"They are the eggmen, woo..." Lawrence continued,

"I am the walrus! Koo koo kachoo..."

"Dad... What are you doing?" Phineas asked his step-father.

"Ah... just humming the chorus to a classic song called 'I am the Walrus.'" Lawrence answered.

"Okay, I know 'Gitchee Gitchee Goo' had a meaningless title and all but seriously- Walrus?"

Phineas replied and turned to his step brother for some answers. Ferb opened his mouth and beagn to speak;

"I Am the Walrus is a song written by the Beatles when they were on LSD. However- the reason for the song was actually becuase of one of their old english teachers..."

"Wait- the Beatles were on LSD?" Candace interrupted.

"Well, yeah. Back in those days it was legal. You of all people would've known that Candace-" Phineas replied.

"What is that supposed tp imply?" Candace interrupted- again.

"Selomina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower..." Lawrence started up again.

"That's it Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas shouted,

"I wonder if we could remodel the sun-beater 3000..."