((A/N: Whaddup peeps?! I'm making a series of one shots containing hilarity, chicken pot pies, and much more that you won't care about! I'm taking requests via review or PM. I want the craziest ideas you people have! So send in those ideas! ...Or you'll get a Chaos Spear to the knee. P.S.: I wrote this one a long time ago, so it's rough. Don't judge me.))
The scene begins in one peculiar way: Amy, Knuckles, Shadow and Vanilla all stare at some unknown object. They all have similar expressions: raised eyebrow, half-gaped mouths, twitching eyes, and some even dare to snicker every now and then. They have been like this, in silence, for about 10 minutes.
Yes. 10 minutes.
Shadow is the first to break the silence.
"What the heck, faker?" You could've seen the calmness in his voice.
"Shhh... I'm baking."
The picture before them: a blue hedgehog sitting in a hot-tub-sized aluminum pan filled with cream of mushroom soup, peas, carrots, chicken cubes and finally...
Pastry dough.
"Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog!" It's gotta be bad when Vanilla uses your real and full name. "What are you doing in... that?!"
"I'm a pot pie." said Sonic sternly, with one eye trailing to the left, the other, immobile.
"Sonic, get up." commanded Knuckles.
"I had a nightmare like this once."
All eyes went to Shadow.
"...What?" shunned Shadow surely (say that 3 times fast).
"Amy," Vanilla began. "You know Sonic better than us; do you know what hap-"
"NO! Of course not! Why would I-"
She was interrupted by a small "plink" from a vile that fell on the floor... From her dress' pocket. The small label on the vile read...
"HYPNO-FLUID: FOOL ANYONE INTO THINKING ANYTHING YOU WANT! WARNING: Side effects include, but are not limited to: nausea, internal bleeding, rash, dry eyes, hallucination (Ex. Thinking oneself to be poultry)..."
"..."
Amy never tried to hypnotize Sonic again.
Until the next week, of course.