Disclaimer: Haha that's funny if you think I own this.
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"Eh- what? Stop poking me!"
"Aqua are you awake?"
"No duh"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Ask me in the morning"
"But I need you to answer it now!"
"Fine! What is SO important that you woke me up at 3 in the morning?"
"Why do fish have scales?"
"Are you serious?"
-Nods-
"The city really doesn't pay me enough for this, heck they don't pay me at all"
"Are you gonna answer or not?"
"Because it'd be really stupid if they had fur"
"I knew you knew the answer!"
"Speed, can I go back to sleep now?"
"Sure"
-Silence-
"Roy!"
"Yes, Aquababy?"
"Do you have to watch TV in here?"
"Yea, I do"
"I. Hate. You."
"Now that's not very nice!"
"…"
"Besides you know you love me"
"No I don't"
"Aqua, that's not what you were saying last night, or this morning, or last week"
"You're annoying, are you drunk?"
"No, but I get hyper when I'm tired and I just had four cans of mountain dew"
"Oh great"
"I know isn't it?"
"So what ya watchin' Roy?"
"Teen Titans"
"There's a show about us?"
"Yep, in fact they're filming us right now"
"Really?"
"Nope"
"You are such a pain in the a-"
"Hey! This is a kid's show!"
"Will you leave already?"
"You want some sleep?"
"What do you think?"
"I think I know you're an insomniac and won't be able to sleep anyways"
"Have I mentioned how much I hate you?"
"-Snore-"
"Oh now you're asleep!"
"-Snore-"
"I hate you so much right now"
"…Love you Aqua…"
"….Well maybe not so much"
"I knew it! Told ya so!"
"Bastard"
"I love you too"
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"Am I being annoying again?"
"Yes"
"Well there's only one way to make me stop"
"I hope it includes me bashing you over the head with a blunt object"
"No silly, it involves one very sexy atlantian, a bed, and me!"
"That was your intention all along wasn't it?"
"You know me too well"
"Well Roy come here and I'll give you what you deserve"
…
"Ow! What'd you do that for?"
"I gave you what you deserve, Good night"
"Aqua I hate you!"
"That's not what you said last night"
"Fine fishboy, but you ain't gettin' any for the next month!"
"You won't last a week!"
"Yes I will just you watch!"
"Ok, night Roy"
"Heh, night insomniac, I'll leave you to your sleep or lack of"
"Roooooooooy!"
"Hmm?"
"Turn the TV off now!"
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