Welcome everyone to a story that I'll be starting early. Currently, we'll just have a Dramatis Personae. Many of the main characters in this are OCs, if you haven't noticed and since many of the canon characters are in minor rolls this will result in a "What would X do?" moment sometimes. "Attack of the Flying Mustaches" will be updated later today. Enjoy and review.

Dramatis Personae

Niall Warburton: A short, thin, plain-looking red headed 9th grader who serves at the hero. Age 14

William Acklom: A classmate of Niall who is known for being quite decent towards everyone, originally from England. Age 14

Arthur Van Sloun: A rather odd student, originally from Minnesota so he has a Viking obsession. Age 14

Bramwell Cheetham: A large student who looks like a shaved gorilla and is far more intelligent than most people think, a bully to those he hates and a friend to those he likes. Age 14

Carla Marzorati: A shy and talented young painter and classmate of Niall who he is starting to see in a different light. Age 14

Mr. Cedric Thesiger: Norrisville High's History Teacher of the Week, his predecessor ended up believing he was the Egyptian god Amun. He is not to be confused with Niall's father Cerdic Warburton. Age 53

Anthony Marzorati: An archaeologist who has turned one of his many country houses into a Museum of Egyptology, Carla's contumelious half-brother. Age 29

Harold Marzorati: Carla's half-brother and Anthony's full brother. Age 41

Randy Cunningham aka the Ninja: A major player with a minor role.

Howard Weinerman: A major player with a minor role.

Heidi Weinerman: A major player with a minor role.

Bash Johnson: A major player with a minor role.

Debby Kang: A major player with a minor role.

Bucky Hensletter: A major player, no pun intended, with a minor role.

Theresa Fowler: A major player with a minor role.