Everybody's in love today
Well, since a few of my fics are coming to a close I worked on some idea's that will hopefully entertain y'all! Me and my sis were talking and well, we came up with this idea! (And one other)! Even before chapter one starts, I have one thing to say, 'Atty, you're an idiot sometimes'.
Warnings: Yaoi! (BoyXboy love) non-Harry potter magic, and a series of unfortunate events!
Disclaimer:
Shindou: I don't own yugioh gx or anything at all… awww… I reminded myself again!
Atticus: Here drink this…
Shindou: I know that smile…
Insert meaningful words here(that's a phone's ring tone)
Everybody's in love todayChapter one
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Atticus Rhodes looked happily at the small, pink, glass bottle that was standing upon his desk; the smug smirk that graced his features was a dead give-away that the brunette had successfully done something rather stupid once again. Atticus had created a bone-fide love potion, 100 guaranteed to make the person of you're dreams fall in love with you forever, there was only one cure in the world and of course the brunette hadn't bothered to whip up a batch in case anything went wrong, after all, how could anything go wrong.
Atticus took his PDA out from his pocket and proceeded in calling one Chazz Princeton, who as of late had found himself to be the apple of the brunette's eye. "Heya Chazzy" the obelisk drawled, "meet me at the lake, I have something for you" the brunette chirped happily as he hung up, leaving a rather bemused Chazz on the other end of the line.
Ten minutes later Atticus was waiting for Chazz outside the girls dormitory, he had his shoes and socks off and he had him feet ankle deep in the water. "What did you want Shishou?" the raven-haired former Obelisk queried, ignoring the fact that his mentor was splashing about in the water like a little kid. "I want you to take a boat ride with me Chazzy" Atticus said beaming up at Chazz with a smile that would blind anyone other than Chazz who was used to it at this stage. "Fine" the raven haired slacker muttered as Atticus led him to his own small wooden boat and helped the ebony-haired teen into it.
Once they had reached the middle of the lake, Atticus took his chance, "here Chazz, I imported a special drink from you, all the way from… Nicaragua" Atticus said quickly, he looked shiftily to each side, hoping that the drool worthy, sex god in front of him wouldn't catch on to his plan. Chazz looked at the pink bottle warily, he opened the cap and took a sniff of the lavender concoction. He looked at Atticus disbelievingly before he casually threw the love potion into the lake.
The brunette's scream of anguish was so loud that it woke one Seto Kaiba from his afternoon nap, sending the leader of Kaiba corp. (and a small unknown nation called newtown-kaiba-Tokyo Jnr.land) off his sofa bed and onto the floor.
"Do you realize how long it took me to make that love-…" Atticus wailed, but he stopped himself when he saw Chazz's disbelieving stare, "energy drink for you" the brunette finished quickly, hoping that Chazz didn't hear the first bit.
"Take me back to shore" the dark-haired teenager snapped as he smacked Atticus in the face for being a complete idiot. As they rowed back to shore a rogue thought strayed, unbidden into the mind of Atticus, 'I wonder if the fishies will fall in love' Chazz backed away from the giggling brunette, something about the way he was laughing just didn't sit right with Chazz.
When the two reached the shore Chazz quickly scrambled off of the boat and sighed in relief, glad to be finally free of the psychotic brunette that spent his free time making sports drinks in what the ebony-haired teen assumed had been mixed in the brunette's bathtub.
Atticus sighed, once again he had blown it, all he wanted was for the little ebony haired duelist to reciprocate his love, but at the rate that it was going, Atticus was going to be alone forever. The brunette slowly walked back toward his dorm, the setting sun only further increasing his foul mood.
As he walked along the light blue carpet of the elite Obelisk blue dorm, the brunette began to stamp his feet, it seemed to get rid of a little of his pent up stress, although his mood was still dire enough to make him shun Zane completely when he happened upon him in the hallway standing outside his bedroom.
"Hey Atty" the bluenette chirped uncharacteristically, causing Atticus to freak out a little, "no time to chat, boy with blue hair" the brunette said shooing Zane away from his door. Sure Zane was nice and all, but after that violent bout of 'emo-ism' Atticus wasn't quite sure what to think of him.
"I wonder why Chazz didn't drink it though, statistics show that all uke bishie like girly items" Atticus said pulling a folder out from under his bed, he had spent three days online researching uke bishie, love potions, and ruining Zane's wikipedia page (that last one was just for the brunette's personal entertainment though). He stared forlornly at the rather thick folder filled with useless research and sighed, 'nothing ever goes my way' he said, he threw the file across the room and laughed to himself, for no apparent reason. "I guess I'll just give up on Chazz," he muttered as he turned on his I-pod, selecting, 'until the day I die' he lay down on his bed and eventually he fell asleep.
The next morning the brunette woke up a little happier, after all today was a new day. 'A new day in which Chazz still doesn't love me" he said sighing, 'way to harsh your own buzz' he snapped at his mind. "Great, now I'm fighting with my mind, whats next?" he sighed wearily, and sat up on his bed.
A strange noise caught his attention, our favourite restaurant, our favourite movie, our favourite show "my phone" he whispered as he picked it up. Answering it, he jumped when he saw Syrus's face appear, "hi Atticus" the little bluenette said blushing a bright cherry red when he saw the obelisk. "What's up syrus?" Atticus questioned tentatively, unsure of the blunette's reasons for phoning (although he did fear that it had something to do with Zane's wikipedia page). "I want to know if you're free tonight for a date" Syrus squeaked before the screen went blank.
"What's going on" Atticus muttered, he had hung up the phone having decided that it was the best course of action to take, he didn't want to have to crush Syrus's hopes, but this Obelisk's heart belonged to only one man.
Atticus pulled on a woolly jumper and headed out into the hallway. 'Is it me, or did this corridor get a lot fuller than it was yesterday' the brunette said noting the large gathering of duelists that had amassed in the hallway outside his bedroom door. Amongst the group was one Zane Truesdale who was eyeing him ravenously like a vulture or something else equally as strange. Slowly Atticus made his way down the hallway, shuddering surreptitiously at the feeling of hundreds of eyes all staring at his ass.
As he walked past Zane he felt a hand graze his butt, "that's it" the brunette yelped as he took off down the stairs, ignoring the mass 'awwww' that he received for doing it.
Once he was safely away from the blue dorm he decided to take a walk to visit Jaden and the others at the red dorm, since hardly anyone ever went there the brunette assumed he would be safe from the strange obelisk-esque hoard of locusts that seemed drawn to him.
That and Chazz lived there.
"Hello?" Atticus whispered tentatively as he opened Jaden's bedroom door, "anyone up yet?" he queried, raising his voice a little. He stepped into the room fully and he saw Jaden asleep on the bottom bunk, "Jaden?" Atticus murmured quietly, as he tried to shake the brunette awake. Slowly a pair of chocolate eyes opened and Jaden looked around himself. "Oh hey Atticus" he said, his voice sounding a little hoarse, "what's up?" Jaden said smiling at the older duelist happily. "Nothing much, the blue dorm may have a zombie problem though" Atticus said gravely as he scratched his chin, deep in thought.
"Say what?" Jaden croaked, sounding more and more like princess Rose's frog prince with every passing minute. "Grab me a drink, will you?" Jaden said as he began to cough, it was obvious that the Slifer had gotten a cold
Atticus strode across the room and after fiddling around with the sink outside the door for a moment he produced a glass of icy cold water, fresh from the taps. The younger brunette gulped down the liquid quickly, sighing with relief as it began to soothe his sore throat.
"I bet that cured what was ailing ya" Atticus said beaming down at Jaden, pleased with himself for doing a selfless deed.
"…" Atticus shifted uncomfortably on his feet, Jaden had begun to stare at him. "What's wrong Jay?" he said backing slowly away from his underclassman, "I never really noticed it Atty" Jaden began, his voice coming out low and husky, "but you're pretty handsome" the small brunette purred as he climbed out of his bed and began to approach the Obelisk.
Jaden was cute, but Atticus sure as hell didn't go for the 'snot running like a waterfall, almost dead' look.
Atticus took one good long look at Jaden before he turned and fled the room, screaming like a little kid who realised that Michael Jackson was real.
Atticus ran down the stairs that led to Jaden's room and he sprinted toward Chazz's part of the dorm. "Help me Chazz, you've got to" the brunette wailed, banging his fists on the door.
Chazz opened the door a fraction, "only if you tell me what you put in that bottle" came the raspy voiced response of Chazz. "Fine, but let me in first, they're after me" Atticus said seriously, and dropped his usually juvenile demeanour.
Well, It's my new fiction; I have too much free time. Well, Atticus never thought that his magic love potion plan would backfire, but look what happened. I was gonna have everyone in love with each other, but then someone said why not have everyone love Atty! :D evilnessX1,000! Oh, I need help with deciding whom Atty ends up with; should he get Chazz, or what! Oh, can anyone guess why Chazz is not in love with Atticus?
Anywho
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