You know Eren and Armin
And Levi and Hanji
Connie and Sasha
Bertolt and Reiner
But do you recall
The most famous soldier of all
Jean the horse faced soldier
Was a very lonely soul
He wanted to join the Military Police
That was his life long goal
All of the other soliers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Jean
Join in any soldier games
Then one rainy day in Trost
Marco came to say
"Jean with your face so horse
won't you lead our battle force?"
Then how the soldiers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Jean the horse faced soldier
You'll go down in history!"
With a snarl, Jean shredded the crumpled paper in his hands. He then went in search of the titan shifter who had written this.