Just a little something because all the spoilers are driving me crazy and I needed a distraction. Its AU. Kensi is a new detective at the LAPD partnered with none other than our favorite shaggy surfer. This does have gay/lesbian references just go with me on this. It will be Densi in the end. Also I don't mean this to be offensive to the LGBT community, its all in fun.

Detective Deeks walked into the precinct with his usual swagger. It was something mixed of sea salt and what he believed to be his ultimate super power charming women. It wasn't really his fault he thought to himself. He was just blessed and who was he to deny the world of Marty Deeks. The coffee in his hand free compliments of Mindy or Mandy. He wasn't really sure after a week of flirting but the name on his cup read "Handsome" with three hearts after it. Ohh it was going to be a good day.

"Hey, man heard your new partner is coming in today"

"Ohh yeah. Well hope he lasts longer than my last parter" Deeks grumbled to himself rethinking his thought of this being a good day.

Det. O'Maley laughed "Well SHE comes very highly recommended, former sniper and highly trained"

"Aww man a girl! You know what on second thought this could be fun. I hope she is hot"

"Marty, do you really think the capt. would partner you with a woman? You dated every woman here except for Marlene and she is 65" O'Maley whispered the last part as Marlene the rather husky administrative assistant glared over at him.

"Lets just say that your new parter isn't your type...and you are definitely not her type"

"First off that is not true. Marlene and I did date ...summer of 2010" Deeks blew a kiss to Marlene to which she just shook her head.

"Second what do you mean not her type? I am every woman's type. I mean who could resist all of this" gesturing to his body.

"Deeks, she is a lesbian" O'Maley was trying very hard to contain his laughter but he somehow thought this was justice or karma.

"Aww man, she is going to come in here with a pant suit ruining my street vibe"

"You are just afraid that she'll be competition for your next date"

"Pffff, ple-. " Deeks was just about to go into a long dissertation type argument about how he had no need to compete because it would be unfair to any opponent but he was distracted by the leggy brunette that walked in. O'Maley noticing Deeks eyes also stopped mid thought to look up at the beautiful woman. Both men looked at each other and moved instantly towards her. Deeks noting that O'Maley was way out of his league. O'Maley was in t-ball and this girl was the starting for the Yankees.

"Fine, you go first. I'll be here to hold you when you come crying"

O'Maley walked up to the woman.

"Hi, I am Det. O'Maley. Can I help you miss?

"Oh, I hi am Det. Blye. Kensi...its my first day. I am supposed to report to Capt. Brooks?"

"You are the new detective?"

Kensi looked at the detective trying to refrain from killing him but she thought better of it. Not on your first day Kensi. Not on your first day...there is always tomorrow.

"Yep, thats me!" she said through a forced smile

"Well in that case let me show you to the Capt. office" O'Maley had a joyous step as he led her towards the office. She wasn't sure she liked it but she let it go thinking to herself. Shoot no one on your first day. Shoot no one.

As Kensi walked past Deeks shamefully looked her up and down. Noting her tight jeans, wrinkled white button down and slim leather jacket. He hadn't had enough time to really look at her face since he got distracted by her assets so to speak. Kensi didn't fail to notice the wandering detectives eyes but at this point almost all the men in the precinct had a little bit of drool forming.

As O'Maley walked back to Deeks. Deeks could see that O'Maley was much too happy.

"So lets just say your new partner isn't the pant suit wearing kind of lesbian"

"What?! Her! That is the new detective? That is my new partner? The sniper? The highly trained? The lesbian?...Aww mannnnnnn!" Deeks threw down a file he was reading over. This wasn't going to be a good day. The new girl was way prettier than he was and he was sure that her super power was to turn women into lesbians.