OMG Konoha High, a new fanfiction, my very first AU fic anyway. So this is my take on a high school fic, with no OCs, Oh no. Like I said, it's AU, so erm… Deidara can be in it, okay? I lubz Deidarakips . He needs to be there. :3.

Disclaimer: Lol. If I was Masashi Kishimoto, I wouldn't be here, Tenten would have more screentime, and Deidara and Sasori wouldn't be dead :(.

This is NaruHina centric, with SasuSaku, NejiTen and some other minor ships.

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OMG Konoha High

Chapter 1: How come Ninjas get to play with knives?

Ninjas really were awesome. Weren't they? They were like, drastic-fantastic, nasty-mean… Anything. The way they were allowed to play with knives, even though they were like… ten years old.

Naruto Uzumaki turned the page on his Ninja Comic book, eager to find out what happened next. Would the kunai knives actually hit? Would one of the two involved in this spar get brutally killed? It was one of those pages where there's this huge cloud of smoke, and you have no idea what on earth was going on. Sometimes Naruto thought he was a ninja. Like those guys in these comics. On a super cool ninja mission. Sometimes he even believed that he actually was a ninja, at least, had once been a ninja. Hey, anything was possible, considering Naruto couldn't remember a thing since he had begun the eleventh grade at the hellhole of a boarding school, otherwise known as Konoha High.

"Close your stupid book, Naruto, Iruka-Sensei's coming…" said Sakura, the girl sitting next Naruto. Naruto looked up, he could see Iruka-Sensei outside the classroom window. He slammed his comic book shut, ninja adventures would have to wait until another day.

"How are we all," said Iruka-Sensei, throwing the door open. He grinned broadly at all of the groaning faces. The rest of the class had to halt their gossip sessions about what happened on the weekend, and stop swinging on their chairs.

"Did we all enjoy the weekend?" the teacher continued, not really aware that nobody was listening or cared, "I know I did… I feel so refreshed for the new week,"

Naruto heard somebody murmur something to someone else. Something negative. Nobody wanted to be here, this was pointless. Iruka was Naruto's homeroom teacher, he had this thing with trying to motivate everyone, and never gave up, even on Monday Mornings. Naruto's homeroom, Class 11C, was probably the worst class in the whole school, none of them had much talent, and those who actually did, never showed it.

"Aburame Shino,"

Iruka began calling off the roll.

Shino gave a nod. Shino was one of those people who did have talent, but he never got himself involved in anything extra-curricular. Even in class, he never seemed to do anything, except stare at the blackboard and then stare at his work. Come to think of it, he never seemed to even write anything. Somehow he managed to get high test scores anyway.

"Akimichi Chouji,"

"Yesh," came Choji's voice. That guy was stuffing his face again.

"What did I tell you about eating in class? Save the food whenever you want for the weekend. We're back at school now,"

"Yes, Iruka-Sensei,"

"Good,"

That was basically Chouji in a nutshell. You can look at his timetable and you'll notice that he would've colored "lunch" in with bright highlighter. He was always sneaking back in the middle of classes to get food as well.

"Haruno Sakura,"

"Present," said Sakura sweetly. Sakura was probably the smartest girl in the whole class, but there were only three of them, so that wasn't really saying much. Sakura's scores were always very high, In the B to A range anyway. Naruto enjoyed sitting next to her, but Sakura only sat next to him because she wanted to sit at the front. Sakura was very pretty, she was a cheerleader, not high up amongst their ranks, but she still did know how to strut her stuff, and she had a brain. That was a first, you don't get many cheerleaders who know what one plus one equals.

"Hyuuga Hinata,"

"Here, I-Iruka… Sensei…" came the familiar whisper. Hinata wasn't smart, she was much like Naruto, in the whole C Grade range. Scoring a B is like 100 for Hinata. But there was something about her that was nice. Hinata was probably the only girl in the whole school who didn't want to be a cheerleader. Naruto respected that about her.

"Inuzuka Kiba,"

"IS IN TEH HOUSE!" came the very loud and gruff voice which always held up classes.

"Is in whawha…?" said Iruka, looking around at Kiba, "Just here, or present would be fine, Inuzuka,"

"Gee, I just said "IN TEH HOUSE,"… You really need to touch up on modern language, Iruka-Sensei…"

"Inuzuka, please remember, this isn't the weekend anymore. Mind your manners,"

"I have better things on my mind… like a very pretty girl at the back of this classroom…"

"Inuzuka, stay back after dismissal,"

Kiba was probably the biggest idiot in the class. His grades were similar to Naruto and Hinata, but he was always getting detention. For rather stupid reasons. He talked through class, made jokes about a lot of things, and wrote "KIBA WUZ HERE" on desks. Still, he was popular. He made people laugh, and so he wasn't a total loser.

"Nara Shikamaru,"

No response.

"Nara Shikamaru,"

No response again.

"Shikamaru, wake up," said Iruka, this time much louder. Everybody looked around. Once again, Shikamaru had fallen asleep on his desk.

"Huh… has class started already?" Shikamaru whined, he sat up, "I didn't get enough sleep…"

"Perhaps you should bring your bedtime up to an earlier time, Nara,"

"Uh-huh,"

Another one of those people with talent, Shikamaru often did surprise the class, by scoring A on his tests. Only problem was, he usually got rather low grades. He only put the effort into the tests when they counted towards anything. Otherwise he would just rush through the test and spend the rest of the time sleeping.

"Uchiha Sasuke,"

"Hn,"

Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto's roommate, and the reason Sakura enjoyed sitting down the front. The only reason Sasuke always sat in the place where he always sits is because there's this giant pole there which he could hide behind. Sasuke was the last of the smart people. Only he never shared his knowledge with anyone. He just finished his work, and then he'd just take out a book, or draw. Sasuke had this obsession with drawing knives, or reading books about knives. Iruka-Sensei had once told him off for this whole knife thing, and the whole class had shouted at Iruka about how Ninjas used knives, and Iruka had told them to leave ninjas to the comic books and to remember that they were in the real world. Either way, Sasuke was an annoyance. He was so smart, gifted and talented, and he never did anything with it. He was so naturally good looking too, EVERYBODY liked him. Naruto liked Sakura, but Sakura… couldn't think of anything other than stupid Sasuke. To think Naruto had to share a room with him.

"Uzamaki Naruto,"

"IZ READY FOR ACTION," Naruto shouted, deciding to capture the attention of the whole class. Well, that part worked. Everybody looked around at him in disgust. Kiba actually mouthed the word "loser". Unlike Kiba, Naruto actually was a loser. Iruka gave him a deep look.

"Naruto, you're behaving like Kiba, please behave in my classroom. We are back at school,"

"Yes, Iruka-Sensei..." said Naruto, sitting down sadly.

"Backing down without a fight, heh," Kiba whispered from behind. Naruto rolled his eyes. Iruka went back to the roll.

"And… Yamanaka Ino,"

"Present, Iruka-Sensei," said Ino, in a tone similar to Sakura's. Only her tone wasn't just sweet. It was sickeningly sweet. Ino was the leader of all the cheerleaders. She shared a room with Sakura, and many younger guys liked her. Kiba had a crush on her too, only she didn't like him, for obvious reasons. She sat at the back of the classroom, next to Shikamaru. She probably copied his answers and that was probably the only reason she ever passed with scores like B . She was a bit of an idiot as well.

"And that does our roll. Tsk, it takes so long just to mark off nine of you," said Iruka, "Oh well, I understand that it's Monday. Everybody better be in top condition tomorrow, alright? Are you guys going to behave tomorrow?"

Gee, he sounded like he taught the first grade.

"Yes, Iruka-Sensei," repeated the whole class in a very synchronized and un-enthusiastic drone.

"Excellent, dismissed," said Iruka, just as cheerily, "Inuzuka, stay back,"

There was a shuffle of bags, books and bodies, as everybody got up and moved. Naruto stuffed his comic book with his other books, and looked up. Sakura had already gone outside, she had probably gone out with Sasuke. That stupid idiot. Now Naruto had nobody else to go with.

Well, Hinata was still outside, but she was probably just waiting for Kiba.

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Rofl. Yes. That was uber-random. D:. I just got so bored that I wrote this. I don't know where it's going… lawl. :D R/R. – Ari-Chan.