Happy AkuRoku day everyone!! have a wonderful day and Big balls....totally from Wipeout ^_^

It doesn't say that this was published on AkuRoku day but in my time zone it is like 12:17 am so HAH!!! anyway if it's not yet AkuRoku day where you live then: HAPPY EARLY AKUROKU DAY!!!!

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"God damn it Axel! We already went over this almost six times now!! When you hold a child to burp them you CANNOT hit them as hard as you can and hope you get somewhere!! That's called CHILD ABUSE!!!" a somewhat short blonde boy yelled at the taller red-head that was walking next to him.

"Well you never explain things properly! How are we supposed to take care of our kid if you don't tell me the right way to do it the FIRST time, damn it!!!" Axel yelled to the blonde. He was no longer in his work clothes and switched from his long cloak to a simple red T-shirt and ripped jeans. He looked down at his little lover and noticed tears in his beautifully blue eyes and had one thought, 'Shit.'

"Your right Axel. I should be clearer on the way we are supposed to care for the baby but you- you just…your always so-so understanding I thought…I thought you would get it…but I…maybe we shouldn't keep the ba-" the blonde was gently cut off from his thoughts as Axel turned around and gave the boy a deep tender kiss. The boy moaned into the kiss a s Axel gently pried his mouth open with his tongue.

As Axel pulled away with a smirk, the now panting blonde leaned himself into the elders grasp. His tears slowly stopped flowing but he still managed to dampen his lover's shirt. Axel carefully pushed the blonde away from his body as he used his finger to raise the younger's head by carefully lifting said boy's chin.

"Roxas…never EVER say ANYTHING about not keeping OUR child. He is part of our life now even with how young we are…so repeat after me…" Axel said to Roxas while moving their faces closer to each other, "I will never give away mine and the Sex God's baby." Roxas giggled and said the small line.

"Damn straight!" Axel said, "Now let's finish our shopping hmm?" Roxas nodded and wrapped himself around Axel's arm as they went from the books section to the baby section.

FiveMonthsLater

The couple has been married for three months now…go go shot gun wedding in Vegas

Roxas: Now six months pregnant and heavily hormonal…

Axel: Now incredibly scared of his sexy lover and can't wait till August…

"AXEL!!! IWANT MORE DILL PICKELS WITH ICE CREAM AND PEANUT BUTTER!!!" Roxas yelled to his sweating husband.

"Jeez, Rox. I JUST finished the nursery and now you want me to do MORE hard labor…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!" Axel yelled back to his demanding wife…err…spouse?

"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I AM SIX MONTHS ALONG WITH YOUR DAMN CHILD AND I AM A BOY!!! JUST GET ME MY FETISH AXEL OR SO GOD HELP ME YOU ARE NEVER BRINGING YOUR DICK ANYWHERE NEAR ME AGAIN!!!" Roxas screamed at the reluctant red-head but threatening the sex after the baby certainly got HIS ass moving.

As he reached the front door he heard his brother-in-law-in-law (aka Roxy's brother's husband) mutter something that sounded incredibly similar to 'God damn it...freaking cravings…how the HELL does onion rings with chocolate syrup and wasabi sound appealing to anyone.'

"You goin' out for craving snacks too?" Axel asked to the distressed man, who nodded pathetically in return, "Come on then we'll car pool since I am in the same boat." As they climbed into Axel's extremely fast sports car the other couldn't help but ask a question.

"What's Roxas craving this time, Axel?"

"Dill pickles with Ice cream and peanut butter, Riku." The look of disgust he got from Riku was priceless. "Hey at least it ain't onion rings with chocolate syrup and wasabi." And at that Riku looked downfallen. They hit the super market by then and they both headed in. they spit up and got their separate items and met up again at the checkout.

Once they were through the line and finished purchasing their 'goodies' they headed back to the car.

"I don't get it. Roxas's and Sora's cravings started in the same month but Roxas doesn't demand them as often as Sora does…how does that happen?!!" Riku spoke to his brother-in-law-in-law.

"Simple. Roxas is further along and you haven't had the mood-swings yet. When those come the cravings go down but the stress goes up."

"Damn it."

When they reached the house they saw the elder Strife brother come out with bruises and cuts lining his arms. As they past them the only warning they got was, "Freaking Mood-swings." Before hell once again began.

LaterThatDay(warning: almost lemon)

"Axel…" Roxas said timidly as he stepped in to their shared bedroom…thing is with the pregnancy he started having a panic attack in the middle of the abnormally huge mansion and the closest door was Sephiroth's and he kind of scared the crap out of Roxas so he had been wandering around the house for the past hour trying to remember where he was, "are you still mad at me?" Roxas asked with tears on the edge of his eyes, threatening to fall.

"I was never mad sweetie…" Axel started as he motioned his arms for Roxas to come sit in his lap, which he did, snuggling deep into the man he loved, "but sometimes those cravings of yours drive me right up the wall and if I am up there you yell at me again because I'm not out getting you craving." Axel sighed laying both his hands on his little lover's stomach and smiled when he felt the lump move. Roxas giggled and moved to kiss his hubby.

Axel, deciding that it was not enough, pushed Roxas gently on the bed and hovered over him and stared deep into his eyes. He slowly leaned down and softly laid his mouth across his lover's. The younger moaned deeply when Axel leisurely probed his tongue into the awaiting mouth. Axel slowly moved his hands up and down Roxas's side, tickling him in the way. He slowly reached under the boy's shirt and started tweaking his nipples. Roxas, almost completely gone in the pleasure, came to his senses and lightly pushed against his lover's chest.

"Axel…we can't…the baby…" Roxas said slowly while biting his lip, he WAS already half hard after all. Axel merely smirked down at the boy and kissed him again. He slowly moved his mouth from the other's to his ear, leaving butterfly kisses all the way. And he sensually murmured the words that made Roxas feel like coming right then and there.

"We aren't allowed to have SEX Roxas but that's doesn't mean I can't make you feel good." He smiled and licked the blonde's ear. Roxas shuddered and moaned as Axel kept working on his neck while slowly undoing his jeans. When the garment released Roxas's hidden member into the air it got extremely harder when Axel started playing with the balls right under it. Roxas moaned and bucked his hips hoping that Axel would get the picture.

Understanding his Uke's distress, Axel brought his mouth up to the neglected member and carefully and slowly ran his tongue from the bottom to the top and smirked at the whine that came from his lover. He chuckled when Roxas mewled and purred and that was apparently a good thing as Roxas bucked one more time as he came into the red-head's mouth.

The blonde's eyes were filled to the brim with lust as his flushed cheeks moved every time he panted from the orgasm. Axel chuckled once more as he licked up and swallowed all of his love's seed.

"How about we go and take a nice cold shower?" Axel asked with his mischievous glint in his eyes. And the way Roxas just about knocked his head off in nodding had Axel carrying his bride…no spouse, to the bathroom.

August 13-DELIVERY DAY!!!

"OH MY GOD!!! AXEL!!! YOU ARE NEVER COMING NEAR ME EVER AGAIN!!!" Roxas yelled loudly before he was cut off by another contraction…apparently men had it worse than women when giving birth.

"There you go! Good job Mr. Strife the first one is out!" the nurse yelled so the boy could hear her. And yes they were having twins…when they went to the last check up they got another ultra-sound and apparently one of the babies hid behind the other on the first ultra-sound.

But they still didn't want to know the genders…everyone else did…so after Axel painted the nursery everyone who WASN'T pregnant helped decorate it…so they haven't seen the nursery yet and they hoped to god that it wasn't ugly as all hell.

"Congratulations! It's a girl!" the other nurse yelled out loudly as she handed the little bundle to the other nurse to clean her up and weigh her and all that jazz. Axel paused in his happy mantra as another scream ripped its way through his beloved.

"Come on Mr. Strife! You almost got it! There!" the nurse yelled as another bloody baby came out from Roxas. Roxas heaved a sigh of release as the other nurses/doctors started patching him up. That went better than he thought.

"Congratulations! It's a boy!" the same nurse yelled and went over to join her fellow nurse in weighing and cleaning up the babies. Axel moved closer to his love and held his hand. Roxas smiled angelically up at Axel in such a way that Axel just swooped down and stole a kiss. As the y just sat there basking in each other's presence the two nurses came and handed them their babies.

"So what do you want to name them?" Axel asked as he held his little girl in his arms. Roxas stared at his little boy in his arms and gasped when his eyes opened, they were his eyes, the exact shade of the little boy's 'mother'.

"I'll name the boy and you can name the girl." They both sat there for a while and looked at their children as they thought of possible names. They were both mixes of the parents. The boy had Roxas's eyes but Axel's hair and his sister had Axel's eyes with Roxas's hair.

"Kou." Roxas said suddenly while looking at his baby boy. Axel looked at his lover and quirked his eyebrow. Seeing the look Roxas explained, "It means light and I have a feeling that he will be more like me than you."

"Kou, huh? Sounds good to me now how bout you my pretty?" Axel said as Roxas laughed.

"I like Akako." Axel said quietly. Roxas had a thinking look on his face.

"Red huh? Sure it doesn't match her hair though? Guess it doesn't matter."

Roxas and Axel smiled as they cuddled close to their children on the rather large hospital bed.

"Akako and Kou. Let's see what come next in life as a family shall we?" Axel said as he drifted off to sleep with his spouse.

Hope you enjoyed!!! would love some reviews....might turn into a multichapter if people like it enough!!!! ^_^