Disclaimer: The following is a parody of Honest Trailers. I own nothing.
Warning: The following is Rated H for Honest.
Ratchet and Clank: Up Your ... Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
Return to the beloved series with Ratchet and Clank playing some si-fi version of chess that has even more complicated rules than the game on our planet. Then, when Ratchet gets salty over losing a game and watching Clank having a good time being a Bond rip-off and the poor fuzzy butt being a butler; the two watch a news report that reveals the main bad guy of the game, and probably one of the many best video game villains. Dr. Nefarious. So after Ratchet works his butt off saving his home, Clank gets credited for all that hard work and guess who the President of the Solona Galaxy wants back? Captain (BLEEP)Ing Qwark! (Some one kill me now.)
Experience the epic third game with even more crazy weapons, such as one that shoots lava, or one sniper rifle that's always fun to use. Or just straight up run through the game trying to kill every enemy with a huge wrench. And yet again, it's always fun to just blow the (BEEP) out of everyone in your path.
Starring:
Ratchet: Lombax that wields a dual bladed laser sword better than that one Sith in Star Wars.
Clank: A Toaster that Everyone loves to death.
Qwark: SELL OUT, LAZY, STUPID, IGNORANT, SELF LOVING, GOOD FOR NOTHING, HAS BEEN, WHINNY LITTLE BI-
Dr. Nefarious: Bad, Fabulous, Genius
Klunk: How in the name of the R.Y.N.O. did he get HIS name? Because I'm pretty sure he didn't whack his head up against the side of a ship.
Tyhrranoids: ALIENS!
Lawrence: LAWWWWRENCE!
Helga: Why is she back?
Skidd McMarx: Surfer guy again
Big Al from Big Al's Roboshack: Kevin Smith!
Skrunch: Curious George Fail
Sasha Phyronix: Female Lombax? (She's not? Eh, I still ship it.)
President Phyronix: Bill Clinton Wannabe
Gadgebots: Clank's pets that Ratchet won't let him keep.
Director: George Lucas' Long Lost Sanity (or maybe Lucas when he was sane.)
Maxmillian: Blofeld Rip Off.
Double Laser Sword Wielding Robot Ninjas: As if this series couldn't get any cooler.
Courtney Gears: Brittney Spears' Robosona.
Courtney Gears' Backup Dancers: Those stupid cheerleaders that you always wanted to rip the heads off of.
Galactic Rangers: The Rangers before they were cool and remade on Next Gen.
Slim Cognito: Still incognito.
Fred: Still the guy who dies first.
The Plumber: Still some serious déjà vu.
Ratchet and Clank: Up Yours.
Insomniac?
*Ratchet:Deadlocked Logo*
Of Course.
Heh. Not bad for being gone for three months huh?
~Jak Cooper the Lombax