Prologue: Bishounen Senshi Sailor Moon!
Naruke: Alright guys, you must be wondering why we've started on a new story when we haven't even finished the other one. Well this one for one will more then likely be updated faster, cause we will not need to be playing a game to, you know, write this. Also, we are writing a chapter each.
Karuke: To start off, this is an AU. We put this to a test in this story. This is also a Kingdom Hearts fanfiction, and there are so many warnings that we'll end up listing them off at the top of the chapter.
Naruke: But the main two that are present in all chapters and will only be said here is that this has yaoi in it. I honestly don't think we have any het in here. I might be lying here, but yeah.
Karuke: The other is there will be cross dressing; no I'm not lying and you'll see when we get there why that's a warning.
Naruke: Alright guys buckle up, there is no turning back now.
(prologue by Naruke)
Long ago people lived in space. Don't ask why or how, we don't know either. There was a kingdom on the moon. This kingdom was headed by Queen Sephiroth. No that wasn't a typo he's just a drag queen, like half the cast is so don't question it. Anyways the Prince of the Earth liked to visit the Princess (to be read as Prince) of the Moon. Apparently they used teleporters and lived in domes filled with oxygen. It was quite amusing really, because these people were so advanced but they dressed like they lived in the Dark Ages. This was also a point to be made here: these people, while so very advanced, lived between the dinosaurs and the rise of the Romans. This, my friends, is the power of AU at work. Anyways, the Prince and the Princess(prince) fell in love. Well, no, not really, it was because the Princess (prince) was just tired of the Prince stalking her. The Earth prince really didn't mind the change in there relationship. As a matter of fact, he rather liked it: now he didn't need a excuse as to why he was in the Princess' (prince's) bathing area watching him shower.
So after a while--this part is filled with awkward dates and bumping uglies--the Prince asked the Princess (prince) to marry him. The Princess (prince) agreed and everyone was happy for a closer bond between the Earth and the Moon. Now both planets could watch and protect the Silver Millennium Heart, it was the crystal that, you know, ran all the planets and brings great power. Anyways, a Royal ball was planned to celebrate the proposal between the Princess (prince) and the Prince. There was a fight or two about where it was going to be held but after a rigged vote, the moon won. Everybody from all the planets were invited to wish the couple luck and such. All the Princesses (princes) from the planets were invited too(well everyone but Pluto cause she's not a planet anymore). They came, mostly for the hot guys that were going to be there (even if they all like each other and were too chicken to admit to it).
It was then that Queen ANSEM attacked. He was so mad that he wasn't invited to the biggest party in the Milky Way; also he wanted the Silver Millennium Heart. They all fought bravely and sealed Queen ANSEM, but it was in vain because before they fought Queen ANSEM cracked the domes. So while they were fighting the oxygen leaked out. By the time Queen ANSEM was knocked out half the people were turning blue from lack of oxygen. So Queen Sephiroth did what any magic being would do: instead of fixing the problem, he sealed their memories and sent them off to a different time. Because of this they were all reborn, thus shattering the Crystal somehow.
I mean, come on, so far they have been reborn about four times. Two of the times the other Princesses (princes) weren't even in sight and one of the two times the Queen was a crazy person bent on taking over the world. The other two times it was in the same life time they all met up but it turns out the Princess (prince) of the moon was the other half of one of the Princesses (prince) and the Prince of Earth died. It was a really big mess and really complex and, you know, filled with plot holes. But that's ok this is AU. This is about when they were able to beat fates evil drum and, you know, break away from it.
Karuke: So that's the prologue. This story takes people (random ones we selected based on how funny they'd look in sailor scout uniforms) from both kingdom hearts games. Not all main characters, either.
Naruke: If you didn't get it, the 4 other lives in the last paragraph were the games FFVII, FFVIII, Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II.
Karuke: Next up, Episode 1!