Kyle and Cartman: Spanish Class
Summary- Kyle is Cartman's Spanish tutor, but tutoring Cartman's not an easy job. Oneshot
I don't own South Park, it's creator does
In Mr. Garrison's room Kyle was setting up when Cartman got dragged in.
"This is stupid Mr. Garrison. Why does a Jew have to teach me Spanish?" Cartman groaned.
"Because Eric, you're failing Spanish Class." Mr. Garrison said as Cartman pouted.
"What if he give me the Jew germ?" Cartman pouted.
"Shut up Fat-Boy!" Kyle snapped.
"No you stupid Jew!" Cartman snapped.
"Now settle down boys. You two need to work together. Its for Cartman's grades." Mr. Garrison said as he left.
"Okay Cartman I'm your tutor, which means no funny stuff fatass!" Kyle snapped.
"Shut up you fuckin Jew and teach me Spanish!" Cartman snapped as Kyle growled and got his book.
"Okay. I'll say a sentence and you translate it in English. Easy?" Kyle asked.
"Whatever." Cartman muttered.
"Qué te parece este pañuelo para Karen? What did I say?" Kyle asked.
"Why is a fucking Jew teaching me Spanish?" Cartman guessed with a smile.
"NO! I said, 'What do you think about this scarf for Karen?' That wasn't even close." Kyle spat.
"I don't speak Jew!" Cartman snapped.
"Next sentence. Hay demora con el vuelo para Chicago? What did I say?" Kyle asked.
"Why is a stupid Jew in Chicago?" Cartman guessed with a wider smile.
"Shut up fatass! I didn't say that and who are you calling Stupid!? I said, 'Is there a delay on the flight to Chicago?' Listen! Study! Pay attention!" Kyle snapped.
"Whatever Jew." Cartman muttered as Kyle snarled.
"Next sentance. Primero voy a ver si estas pastillas me. What did I say?" Kyle asked.
"I got this on the tip of my tongue. When is this stupid Jew gonna stop talking?" Cartman guessed.
"I said, 'First I'll see if these pills help me.' What's wrong with you in Spanish?" Kyle spat.
"Nothing. it's just that I don't speak Jew." Cartman said as Kyle growled.
"That's it! I give up! I can't take the cruel Jew jokes anymore! I'm leaving you stupid fatass!" Kyle snapped as he left the room in a huff.
"Okay bye Jew." Cartman said leaving.
Sorry if the story wasn't good. It's my first time writing a South Park story anyway please review.