(A/N this is my first story! I love fire emblem heroes so I've started to play the rest of the series with my brother who helps me with the strategy and i really wanted to write a story so here you go? My bro also helped with the title too Please r and r)

chapter 1: no homo?

the robins and the corrins were being all main charactery because the corrins had decided to visit the world of awakening through the portal thing (don't flame me its in the game)

mcorrin said to mrobin "I would fuck me while looking at fcorrin

"I would fuck you too" (ha gayyyy) said mrobin because he was gAy

mcorrin was confuse but mrobin lied and said "the female you of course because I'm not gay" but he WAS gay he was really gay

chrom walked by and saw mrobin and waved to him and said "i'll see you at dinner tonight" and mrobin was panicking and trying to get chrom to leave because he thought mcorrin was homophobic (dun dun Dun!) but chrom just wasn't getting it

(Mrobin should be more like fredrick because fredrick isnt afraid to say hes gay)

obviously mrobin wouldn't be able to get his fiance chrom to leave so he'd have to get mcorrin to leave there's something cool you have to see north of here and you're visiting go see it" (mrobin why you lying) so mcorrin went

he went to a forest the forest was foggy and suspicious looking (oh no)

"hey over here this forest nice :D" yelled someone and mcorrin went in the voices direction even though he couldn't see where he was going in the fog

finally there was something other than trees to look at and he read the sign:

The doc is in 10 cents advice

so mcorrin started ranting about how shitty his life was and how everyone on his team is stupid and the stranger asked so why didn't you kill yourself?

"I'd go to hell if I did"

(See mcorrin was really religiois that's why mrobin thought he'd be a homophone)

"Oh i can kill you instead if you want" said the stranger then he crossed out what was on the sign and replaced it with:

Henrys killing co

"Thats assisted suicide" said mcorrin

Oooh right said henry then he laughed a lot