Its hard to believe that after 30s years traveling through dimensions, I get to reunite with my brother and travel the world together. We've been everywhere from Argentina to Japan. We've even went to Mount Everest where Stan and I were almost married off to a living goddess who turned out to be a yeti (it didn't work out).

After traveling the world, we decided to come back to Gravity Falls to see how Soos was doing with the Mystery Shack and see Dipper and Mabel, who were visiting. I was driving down the road while Stanley was watching "Ducktective" on his phone.

"Ducktective, you can't fight Louis Quail on your own; you're still recovering from cataract surgery!" shouted the constable.

"I don't need your pity; I can handle him!" said Ducktective.

"I just don't get why you like that show." I said to my brother.

"I just don't get why you DON'T like that show." said Stan.

"Well to be honest it can get a little too dark at times and I'm annoyed that the closest thing we get to a redemption arc for the platypus is him getting tricked into consuming a love potion."

We finally reached our destination and pulled up. Dipper and Mabel came running up to us.

"Grunkle Stan! Great Uncle Ford!"

Stan and I hugged our niece and nephew.

"Its good to see you kids again." said Stan.

"Come on, we've got a lot to tell you." said Mabel.

The kids kept talking and talking about everything that's happened to them since leaving Gravity Falls that it was hard to catch up until we went inside the gift shop. That was when SHE appeared.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S THE AUTHOR!"

A young woman, probably in her twenties, wearing thick glasses and what looked like a winter outfit in the middle of summer, came up to me.

"I can't believe I get to meet you here in the Mystery Shack of all places."

She then grabbed my hands and started looking at them.

"You really DO have six fingers. Tell me, how do you flip people off? That must be tricky to get across. Have you really seen a unicorn? What's dimension 52 like?"

To say I was confused was an understatement. What was this creature talking about and how did she know so much about me. Did I gain a fan somehow?

"Well, its a pleasure to met you... umm..."

"Katie." said the girl.

"Well Katie, I'd love to thank you and give you my autograph, but unfortunately I don't have a paper or pen with me."

"Oh, I have some in my car. I'll be right back."

Katie then ran out the door.

"What's going on?" I asked.

I then noticed Soos looking quite uncomfortable.

"Mr. Pines, I... might've created an online blog on the journals."

"YOU DID WHAT?!" we all said in unison.

"I'M SORRY, I WASN'T THINKING OF THE IMPLICATIONS!"

"No matter." I sighed, "We'll just get the memory gun and-Oh thats right, we destroyed it."

Katie then came back with some paper and one of those Gel pens I've been hearing so much about from Mabel.

"Here you are." said Katie.

I took the pen and paper and wrote my signature, along with a note saying "Don't tell anyone I'm here.".

"Oh thank you! Thank you!"

Katie then ran out the door squeeing. I was hoping that would be the last we see of her.