The Harry Potter Song
A/N This is a spoof on "American Pie" or a spoof on the spoof of American Pie "The Sega Begins." Just think of the tune in your head and read the words. I warn you though! If you haven't read all the books this will give away all the really big things that happen so don't read it if you haven't read them all yet. (1-4 of course) Other than that I hope you like it!! Please R&R!!!
A long, long time ago in a place not too far away the Wizadring World was under attack. I thought we were gunna die as I watched my friends wave and fry. I really didn't have any hope. I was just a kid, barley 1 year old. My parents dead and their bodies cold. Voldemort turned his wand on me and said the curse of misery. The room was filled with some bright green light that filled the sky so late at night. It didn't work I'm still alive. That's where my story starts.
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the Dark Lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Did you know this wizard boy uses a broom just like a toy and flies above the Ozone layer? And did you see him find that stone even though Albus said he would go home if he tried to save it well, he did! And I know he saved that red haired kid and killed the snake oh yes he did! Oh we were stunned it's true but that's not all he can do! He was a prepubescent flying ace and the Gryffindors couldn't get first place well they knew who could catch that snitch, oh yes it was our boy! And we were singin...
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Well, his godfather is also a dog and a killer but a least not a frog he escaped that jail of his. He fought the Dementors - not an easy task and talked to a werewolf and he thought he'd ask why Ron's rat was a spy for bad old Voldie. They figured that out and fought with Snape and kicked themselves for not bringing a tape when the rat got free and ran away that was not such a happy day. Because Beakie got killed and Hagrid cried because he didn't have much pride. They saved the day again and had another feast. While they were singin...
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry he went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
His name got in that Goblet Of Fire, people cheered and didn't get tired even thought he was underage. He did the tasks and got the cup but when he grabbed it he almost threw up because it was really a port key. And in the end Cedric died. Voldemort came back and Harry was almost fried until something went wrong and he was back home before long. Cedric's folks were not too glad and I wasn't either, I was quite sad. It's all good now, well, almost I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
A/N How'd I do? It was my first song and spoof. Please R&R! Thanks for readin! ^_^
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A/N This is a spoof on "American Pie" or a spoof on the spoof of American Pie "The Sega Begins." Just think of the tune in your head and read the words. I warn you though! If you haven't read all the books this will give away all the really big things that happen so don't read it if you haven't read them all yet. (1-4 of course) Other than that I hope you like it!! Please R&R!!!
A long, long time ago in a place not too far away the Wizadring World was under attack. I thought we were gunna die as I watched my friends wave and fry. I really didn't have any hope. I was just a kid, barley 1 year old. My parents dead and their bodies cold. Voldemort turned his wand on me and said the curse of misery. The room was filled with some bright green light that filled the sky so late at night. It didn't work I'm still alive. That's where my story starts.
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the Dark Lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Did you know this wizard boy uses a broom just like a toy and flies above the Ozone layer? And did you see him find that stone even though Albus said he would go home if he tried to save it well, he did! And I know he saved that red haired kid and killed the snake oh yes he did! Oh we were stunned it's true but that's not all he can do! He was a prepubescent flying ace and the Gryffindors couldn't get first place well they knew who could catch that snitch, oh yes it was our boy! And we were singin...
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Well, his godfather is also a dog and a killer but a least not a frog he escaped that jail of his. He fought the Dementors - not an easy task and talked to a werewolf and he thought he'd ask why Ron's rat was a spy for bad old Voldie. They figured that out and fought with Snape and kicked themselves for not bringing a tape when the rat got free and ran away that was not such a happy day. Because Beakie got killed and Hagrid cried because he didn't have much pride. They saved the day again and had another feast. While they were singin...
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry he went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
His name got in that Goblet Of Fire, people cheered and didn't get tired even thought he was underage. He did the tasks and got the cup but when he grabbed it he almost threw up because it was really a port key. And in the end Cedric died. Voldemort came back and Harry was almost fried until something went wrong and he was back home before long. Cedric's folks were not too glad and I wasn't either, I was quite sad. It's all good now, well, almost I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will! Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
Oh my my this here Potter guy made the dark lord turn and start to cry. He went to Hogwarts and learned how to kill singin "Soon I'll get him yes I will!"
A/N How'd I do? It was my first song and spoof. Please R&R! Thanks for readin! ^_^
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