All Is Fair In Love and Pokemon

by TheACF12

This is the story of Ash, Brock, Dawn, and May and their quests to find love. They will go through sadness, angst, and heartbreak along the way. Rated T in future chapters

All Is Fair In Love and Pokemon

Ash's POV: Ok, so we're in Unova. I'm with Brock, Dawn and May. Yeah, I've been to a ton of places. I've got a ton of gym badges. I'm probably the most famous Pokemon trainer to ever walk this Earth. Blah Blah Blah. Who cares about that? Conceited Pokemon trainers, like that jerk Gary? What I want is a girlfriend. You know, someone I can devote the rest of my life to, someone to I can live with, someone I can marry, someone I can have kids with and someone who will be by my side until I grow old and die on the floor. I mean, I'm the greatest Pokemon trainer in the world and I can't even get a girlfriend. Freaking pathetic. Like extremely lame. Totally embarrassing. I think you get my flow now. So, what I'm saying is a need a girlfriend and fast. If I don't, my rep will be in huge danger.

I've been keeping an eye out on my 2 partners, Dawn and May. They are both really cute. One's a redhead. One's black-haired. They are both absolutely perfect and I can't decide which one I want to be my girl. If I pick one, I don't want to hurt the other one's feelings, so there is a lot of pressure on me to choose sensibly. Another thing I am worried about is that dude Brock. I know he's my partner but he has a wandering eye. I think he's going to go for either Dawn or May, the 2 girls that I think could be potential girlfriends. So I am getting a little skeptical about whether he is gonna steal what I rightfully deserve.